Criminal Code

The Magisterium Clown Town Magisterium
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Code 01: Criminal Mischief

  • Section 01: Vandalism (1 year)

  • Section 02: Public Humor (3 months)

  • Section 03: Shitposting (3 hours)

Code 02: Public Order

  • Section 01: Complaining (5 years)

  • Section 02: Obstruction of Justice (3 months)

  • Section 03: Disorderly Conduct (1 year)

  • Section 04: Misspelling (3 years)

Code 03: Public Nuisance

  • Section 01: Shouting in Public (20 years)

  • Section 02: Loitering (6 months)

  • Section 03: Littering (6 months)

  • Section 04: Begging (6 months)

  • Section 05: Incitement to Crime (6 months)

  • Section 06: Monkey Business (10 months)

  • Section 07: Francophilia (Life)

Code 04: Anthropomorphization

  • Section 01: Anthropomorphizing Waterfowl (2 years)

  • Section 02: Anthropomorphizing Birds (20 years)

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add sections as you wish

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Against. Shitposting is missing.

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shitposting isnt a crime serge, otherwise youd be arrested immediately

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i feel like tep itself would just get arrested

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also why is this biased against anthromophorizing birds

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r00d

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because some people didn’t listen

eyes serge

I decided to add shitposting to the op