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NOTING how the East Pacific and Thaecia have been engaged in mutual relations for the past few months;
REALIZING, however, that Thaecia has always been a secret enemy of the East Pacific;
BELIEVING this, due to Chipmunker/Titanne, one of the most highest ranking officials saying the following: “TEP succ”
RESOLVING that this is a heinous crime, offensive insult, dastardly statement, and overall disgusting display of derangement from the Thaecian government;
The Magisterium hereby declares the ACT OF WAR upon the region known as THAECIA, and encourages the Eastern Pacific Sovereign Army to attack any and all Thaecian assets.
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Please discuss.
(yes this is a joke)
All they ever do is eat cheese they have literally not once eaten a single grape and we like to sit around eating bushels of grapes all day in TEP like ancient Rome where we just lie around on couches eating grapes dripping with morning dew absolutely the most refreshing thing conceivable and look don’t get me wrong cheese is great and I love to partake in some fine cheeses from time to time but it is literally all Thaecia eats and they have terrible body odor as a result of it and they don’t even eat nice cheese when I went over there they had like soft American cheese that probably cost about $2 at Kroger like what the fuck get on our level Thaecia I support this declaration of war they will lose in about five minutes from their lack of energy due to their hideously unhealthy diet bye bye.
Wouldve been badass if Thaecia’s military wasnt bigget than EPSA /shrug
I deflect to Thaecia to warn them