The Security Council,
Observing the tenure of
Islands of unity (better known as “Islas”) as First Minister of the region The Communist Bloc,
Affirming that
Islands of unity is a Bloc patriot, and that Bloc patriots are IN CONTROL,
Further affirming that Islas is the greatest,
Explaining that greatness is something beyond a list of feats achieved but rather something that the
Islands of unity embody,
Acknowledging that
Islands of unity has demonstrated a commitment to combatting the spread of fascism, up to and including the destruction of regions where such hateful ideology festers,
Noticing that
Islands of unity has navigated The Communist Bloc through delicate changes of alignment in the ever-shifting dynamics of interregional politics,
Dreading that these changes will embolden the purveyors of the ideology of raider unity,
Applauding the benevolence of
Islands of unity in the restoration of democracy to The Communist Bloc in the aftermath the region’s military coup,
Witnessing that The Communist Bloc appears on track to continue its renewed growth long after the tenure of
Islands of unity as First Minister comes to an end, despite sanctions placed on the region,
Hereby commends
Islands of unity.