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You are listening to … the Divine Voice.
Conceived by YOUR effort.
I am the Manservant yk7, your host in this first ever broadcast of the official Fyrdowsi radio station.
To commemorate this first ever broadcast, let us submit ourselves to the will of the Exalted Grand Cleric Nestorius MMVI son of Seif John son of Nestorius MMV son of Nestorius MMIV.
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Peace in servitude upon ye.
We have come a long way. From our plights in the hedonistic lands scattered across the globe, to our Exodus to this blessed land, we have progressed a lot in more ways than our previous oppressors could even imagine. They would scarcely believe that the green pastures which was promised to our people was indeed a reality plain and bare before their unholy views and their smoke-infested concrete dens.
Yes, there were sacrifices to be made in the name of the Creator. Most of you would object to the abolishment of many things present in your previous lands. Why is there no TV, you asked. Where is the local bar, you pondered. The answer is, NONE! Such stuffs are unholy and worldly, worthy of being relegated to the Tablets of History. I would not allow the graven and evil images of the television to taint our children. Those who asked for bars and nightclubs, we have already given for them something much more better; in the form of their swift execution, for such unholy pits of sin are but a relic of your past that needs not to be returned. You, my fellow brothers and sisters, have already been reborn, and need not ponder on your previous life anymore.
I should not bother you with any more time-consuming speeches. There are much work to be done in the farms, the mines and the countless working places the government has assigned for each of you tomorrow.
Remember, individualism and freedom is but an illusion. We are eternally the slaves of the Greater Power. Until tomorrow, peace in servitude and prosperity be upon ye. Fare thee well.
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Grace be upon you o Exalted One. That concludes our session for tonight. I’ll end tonight’s broadcast with a few announcements.
Firstly, please remind your fellow brothers and sisters who had yet to receive a radio to come and collect them at the National Media Center between 0500 and 1300.
Secondly, the food ration distribution will start as usual at 0600 in your local city food centers. By the Divine’s grace, we had extra beef in stock, so please do not forget to bring an extra bowl.
Thirdly, the monthly Job Exchange Day is due to be delayed to next week, instead of this weekend, due to unforeseen circumstances. Citizens wishing to change their current occupation may have to wait a few more days. The Workforce Allocation Bureau regrets that such delays were inevitable.
Lastly, the government will start distributing the official schoolbooks to the schoolchildren by the end of this week. As such, parents are required to attend the National Education Bureau for compulsory registration and check-ups.
This concludes our virgin broadcast. Stay tuned tomorrow for daily news and sermons. Peace in servitude upon you all, faithful readers. Good night!
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