NOTING that on 10:03 AM Central Standard Time, Zukchiva declared that he “likes his weapons”;
FURTHER NOTING that Zukchiva stated this to refute a direct request by a Citizen of The East Pacific, making said Citizen very uncomfortable;
SHOCKED that Zukchiva’s willingness and desire to carry weapons with him can mean dire and extreme consequences for the East Pacific, such as
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Voter intimidation, by Zukchiva threatening voters with his weapons to vote for him
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Intimidation of authorities separate from the Executive Branch, such as influencing the decisions of the Conclave, creating situations where Zukchiva has effective control of the regional courts
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Creating an environment of fear whenever he appears, which is not in the interests of this democracy and will harm this democracy
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Making our allies fear us and decide to cut off relations with us in fear of being shot by this mad goose
HEREBY…
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Bans all Delegates from carrying any and all weapons.
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Defining physical weapons as all types of knives, all types of guns, all types of explosives, and any other objects created for the explicit purpose of harming or hurting others
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Defining biological weapons as any type of serum, virus, bacteria, or other chemical compound capable of infecting any species with a lethal disease
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Defining psychological weapons as any type of device or procedure intended to mentally break down or demoralize the victim
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Defining weapons of mass destruction as any type of bomb that goes boom and destroys cities
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Sends any Delegate to paperwork and cleaning duties for 168 hours every time a Delegate violates this law
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Authorizes the use of surveillance by the EPPS on any Delegate to ensure compliance with this law
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Authorizes the use of surveillance on EPPS by the Conclave to ensure no corruption is taking place in the EPPS
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Punishes negligence on reporting weapons violations by death via drowning in Silly String