Fill in the blank

I did not know you could do that.

What’s the point in having caek and pizza (and coek) when you have mild gastroenteritis caused by a combination of norovirus and E. Coli?

________ just happened to be in the wrong place and time; it wasn’t his/her (choose one) fault that ________.

^I just thought that doing that would make things more interesting. I think it’s already doing its job.

Tim McGraw just happened to be in the wrong place and time; it wasn’t his fault that Elvis Presley was resurrected from the grave when the man stepped over it.

Throw some _____ at it! It’ll go away!

Throw some caek at it! It’ll go away!

Editing is such a hassle, and I need to ________ the 4th wall.

Editing is such a hassle, and I need to housebreak the 4th wall.

Why? I don’t know.

Popular among women in the United Kingdom are _____, which put a twist on their day.

Popular among women in the United Kingdom are grapefruits, which put a twist on their day.

Somehow, calendars never seem to agree on one thing:________.

Somehow, calendars never seem to agree on one thing: presidential elections.

Fill in the _____.

Fill in the space in which an underlined space is used to reserve an unspoken and implied thought of what may in fact be substituted with rationality and logic or some euphemism of schadenfreude, sometimes referred to as a blank, not to be confused by a unit of ammunition where only the cartridge is loaded; the blank referred to here is hereby defined as the space in which an underlined space is used to reserve an unspoken and implied thought of what may in fact be substituted with rationality and logic or some euphemism of schadenfreude, sometimes referred to as a blank, not to be confused by a unit of ammunition where only the cartridge is loaded; the blank referred to here is hereby defined as the space in which an underlined space is used to reserve an unspoken and implied thought of what may in fact be substituted with rationality and logic or some euphemism of schadenfreude, sometimes referred to as a blank, not to be confused by a unit of ammunition where only the cartridge is loaded; the blank referred to here is hereby defined as the …

The above sentence was totally not a run-on, it was ____________.[edit_reason]Spelling. Whoops![/edit_reason]

The above sentence was totally not a run-on, it was simply a slip of the tongue.

Raisin Bran is essential for a(n) _____.[edit_reason]Done Goofed a Done Second[/edit_reason]

Raisin Bran is essential for a diet caek substitute.

Did that house suddenly sprout _______?

Did that house suddenly sprout cornstalks out its windows?

Mexregionan farmers these days… you just can’t _____ 'em, anymore.

Mexregionan farmers these days… you just can’t whip and subsidy 'em, anymore.

______________________________________________________.

Hello.

The celebration was massive, while the _____, eh, not so much.

The celebration was massive, while the baconcaek, eh, not so much.

BLANK.

The Game Room, although flooded with crap, was pretty _____.

The Game Room, although flooded with crap, was pretty dry.

___ is _____, an example of _____, where _____.

Typically, the thought multiple dimensions is crazy, an example of this would be Urtt, where anything is possible, EXCEPT for Caek.
In that case, what’s the point?

I like _____ on my _____.

I like my special yellow mustard on my sentences, please, with fries and a smoothie.

_____. Will that be all for you today, ma’am?

Your order for explosive caek has been ordered. Will that be all for you today, ma’am?

^Wear da blenk, m8 ?