Fill in the blank

Library of Gnidrah The East Pacific Archive
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This is basically like the game “Cards Against Humanity” but you can make any sentence, as long as it complies with the board rules and has one blank, and fill the blank with anything, as long as it is grammatical and follows the rules. And you also don’t award points. You just find a witty way to fill the blanks.

If the above post has “He _____ over and opened the door,” you fill it, say, with “He skipped over and opened the door,” and insert a new blank in.
I’ll start.

The worst thing about him was _____.

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The worst thing about him was his impeccable ability to agitate his family members.

Only great things can come from _____.

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Only great things can come from dirt.

_____ so much that they had to put him on leave.

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Brad cried so much about his divorce that they had to put him on leave.

Some wise guy ruined everything by _____________![edit_reason]Whoops.[/edit_reason]

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Some wise guy ruined everything by hacking the servers of the business and installing malware.

The bombs landed, _____ and causing devastation.

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The bombs landed, exploded into buttery popcorn and causing devastation.

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blah blah blah
(You didn’t supplement a sentence)
_____ managed to survive being in an exploding rocket.

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Some Kerbel somewhere managed to survive being in an exploding rocket.

Sometimes ________ doesn’t work all the time.

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Sometimes politics doesn’t work all the time.

He was infamous for _____.

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He was infamous for insider trading and being on the negative side of the number war.

December; a month that will be known for exploding _________.

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December; a month that will be known for exploding rockets.
(Oi! I feel insulted!)
After trying to coup the government, _____.

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After trying to coup the government, many peasants had to give up their tanks and RPGs.

A new year comes with new problems, like _________ .

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A new year comes with new problems, like installing Windows 10.

Eat your _____! It’s good for you!

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Eat your totally not bug-infested caek! It’s good for you!

Fireworks were not supposed to ___________, and because of that, the stock market crashed.

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Fireworks were not supposed to implode, and because of that, the stock market crashed.

He had a choice between fish and caek and chose _____.

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He had a choice between fish and caek and chose the obvious option: fishcaeks.

Explosions in the market square resulted in __________________ .

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Explosions in the market square resulted in Pax Fruites raining everywhere, getting in the caek.

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Sentence?

The _________ resulted in most teenage girls going, “Awwwww…”

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The Pax’s Assimilation Technique resulted in most teenage girls going, “Awwwww…”

What’s the point in _____ when you have _____?

You gotch’yo’self uh double whammy!