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[hr]March 2009 Issue[hr]The Third Annual Defender Awards
The results of the Third Annual Defender Awards was released on March 6, and the thirteen prizes was handed out to the winners. Here is a full list of the prizes and the laureates. For the full coverage, visit the Tep Forum | 404 - Link Expired
The Eurosoviets Award - Numero Capitan
The Ananke Award - Joshua
The Anarchotopia Award - Founderless Regions Alliance
The Eagles Disobey Award - 00000 A World Power
The Dipes Award - Numero Capitan
The Worst Invasion of the Year Award - Egypt / The North Pacific
The Blackbird Award - The Black Hawks / DEN
The Newcomer of the Year Award - Kobold
The Operation of the Year Award - Rajahland
The Quote of the Year Award - Karputsk / Pope Lexus X
The Updater of the Year Award - Falconias
The Meltdown of the Year Award - The Last Kingdom / The New Revolution
The Lifetime Achievement Award - Sir Lans
[hr]Some comments
Joshua did a narrow victory against Silentvoice for the invasion spotting Ananke Award. However the runner-up Siletvoice did spot the invasion attempt of Rajahland, which was awarded The Operation of the Year Award.
The Anarchotopia Award for the most successful organization in preventing invasions was acquired by the FRA, again. While 00000 A World Power took home the regions’ equivalent, the Eagles Disobey Award.
The Crusaders of Justice of the Equinoxian Axiom Guild may be awesome, but they still got defeated in the race to become the best newcomers of last year. The winner of the Newcomer of the Year Award was the FRA Arch Chancellor Kobold of Fidelia.
Karputsk and Pope Lexus X had the most appreciated conversation, a funny stanza about the NationStates’ United Nations to World Assembly change, and for this they shared The Best Defender Quote Award.
[hr]The raiders
The Worst Invasion of the Year Award was awarded to the invaders participating in Egypt and The North Pacific for epic failure, or as the name of the award suggests, worst invasion.
The Meltdown of the Year Award is awarded to the meltdown, the total anarchy, destruction, inevitable mayhem, implosion, or call it what ever you want of the year.
We can still smell the epic failures of the The Last Kingdom and The New Revolution, both given The Meltdown of the Year Award, due to another tie.
However, the opposite award to the two above, The Blackbird Award, for the best raider organization, was awarded to both The Black Hawks and DEN.
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The Lifetime Achievement Award was awarded to Sir Lans foe a lifetime of dedication to defending. While the The Updater of the Year Award was given to Falconias for his enormous work on updates.
However, the big winner of this edition of the Awards are Numero Capitan, the only one receiving the double amount of prizes than the others. The EuroSoviets Award for his IP craziness helping the defender cause, and the Dipes Award for his services to the intelligence cause.
[hr] The Really Funny Funnies
So you have scrolled through the entire update just to read the funnies, or did you actually read everything? We’ll never know, however you have come this far, so let’s give the funnies to you.
The Quote of the Year:
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sits on his Raiding Throne of Skulls
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Puts on some headphones with United Nations branded across them
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The UN is soo last March. You need to get yourself some WA ones now http://i5.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif
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Have these, passes Gatesville earphones over
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These amplify and exaggerate everything! http://i5.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/dry.gif
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And another Cyanide and Happiness to end this update. http://i5.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif
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Just kidding, here is the Cyanide and Happiness that ends this update. http://i5.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif
Funny, right?
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/allright2.jpg
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