Good evening ladies and gentlemen.

I am he: the incredible, the magnificent, the sexy, the marvelous, the strong, the superb, the rakish, the witty, the sly, the cunning TPE. I enjoy booze and dressing well. Keeps your banks secure and your bottles corked. When I come to town, I send the men running away from me and the women running toward me.

May God have mercy on your souls.

Aha, welcome to The East Pacific!

Being a man, *Reziel runs away!

:slight_smile:

I run from no man.

I CHALLENGE YOU TO BATTLE!

Welcome.
And enjoy your stay…

Hi
That’s all I’m gonna say.
Hi.

Hello!

runs across TEP, jumps, and mounts Parkus

This is how we say “welcome” here!

:stuck_out_tongue:

Welcome to the TEP!

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runs across TEP, jumps, and mounts Parkus

This is how we say “welcome” here!

:stuck_out_tongue:

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How do you say thank you?

With Jack…a big bottle!

:lol:

Drink up.