Good morning to you all.

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Greetings from The People’s Republic of Meshef!

I, senator Kasu S., do wish to extend a laurel wreath and a hearty handshake to our new… wait.

I apologize, as I have just been informed that this is NOT Blazing Saddles, but instead NationStates.

Sorry!

~KS

(But really. Hi, everybody! Just a fledgling country trying to survive in the East Pacific.)

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Hello!

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Greetings, good senator! How goes the tumultuous life in The East Pacific?

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Greetings, good senator! How goes the tumultuous life in The East Pacific?

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It’s a bit tough so far. I’ve gotten no less than 4 requests to move my humble country OUT of the East Pacific. Including one request by the Mafia.

Which scared me.

~KS

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DON’T DO IT!!! They’ll just move you to the region, then make you have to post on the RMB all the time. Here, we’re more laid-back, and we let you do whatever you want,. We’re not mean, and love when new nations come up and see the forums sometime!

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I apologize, as I have just been informed that this is NOT Blazing Saddles, but instead NationStates.

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The similarities are uncanny.