Hello, one and all!
As the newly-elected President of Kohlandia (and since I have yet to appoint a Foreign secretary from the pile of hungover neer-do-wells who apparently make up my closest allies) it falls upon me to write this greeting to Kohlandia’s fellow nations in the Region.
Kohlandia is a lovely nation full of really nice people, with an immense history behind it and a lot to offer in terms of trade, mutual cooperation and tourism (come and see the amazing tower-houses that were so popular in our capital city in the 17th century!). We are a peace-loving nation, although we take compulsory military service very seriously; because it teaches the kids of today the skills and self-discipline one needs to succeed in life.
On a more personal note, I undertook my national service at age 19, in between leaving school and attending university. I then went back to the air force after leaving university with a degree in law, to become a military lawyer. I was talked into leaving the forces to run for Governer; which I did three times before being elected. Since then I have served Kohlandia with all my hear and soul, and have now moved on to the office of President. I hope to continue serving my country with strength, determination and a just hand.
I look forward to a long and fruitful cooperation with you all and wish peace and prosperity for your respective nations.
