Verily today is My Day eh, and all must pay grovelings to Me for a change.
Me like
grovels
The caek is a lie.
grovel grovel grovel…
could be fun…
I’m sorry, clearly I have been tardy with my grovelling lately.
Happy Loop day, Loop.
where’s my Caek?
Congrats Loop! (very late on that…)
I believe I won the right to no grovel in EP war 1. However, I will offer a bow.
— Begin quote from ____
The Caek is a lie.
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Hm.
Oooooooooooo…
Spider pig…
Spider pig, spider pig;
Does whatever a spider pig does.
Can he swing from a web?
No he can’t; he’s a pig.
LOOK OUT!
He is a spider pig.
LOOK OUT!
He is a spider pig!
Oooooooooooo…
Spider pig…
All Hail Loop! 
This is why we love you Loop!