I am 100% Not Marrabuk in a Mask

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I am 100% Not Marrabuk in a Mask

Greetings, fellow TEP-sters. I have returned from my hiatus to run once again for the delegacy. Many of those who know me may know me as Art or as Sokala, my roleplay nation on Urth. I am 100% the Filipino roleplayer and NOT the former delegate and current Vizier, Marrabuk the Most Handsome. I am NOT Marrabuk in any capacity, nor am I a horse with a mask. That is simply my massive behind.

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My delegacy is focused on bringing back The East Pacific to it’s peak: the 2019-2022 period. During this period, as many would know, the Drewpocalypse occured which gave NationStates a massive boost. Many citizens joined the Magisterium, both Valsora and Urth enjoyed many roleplayers and many events were held. I will replicate this by bringing seriousness back to the Executive. I will personally ban all memes! No more memes! Memes are, as the kids may say it, cringe and very not sigma.

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The Magisterium has become very nerdy since my absence. There is no spice, no based arguements to a degree that it was! I will bring spice and drama back to the Magisterium by making it the MAGIC-STERIUM. Magisters must duel via a massive supporters/against Commander team fight in Cockatric, an open-source, multiplatform program for playing tabletop card games over a network. Any deck that contains blue cards are immediately banned as I hate Blue cards.

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As a 100% not a horse, I believe that more hay, grass and other yummy grains should be present in the East Pacific. With this in mind, I will be pushing for every thing to be changed to be bread related. The Delegacy will become the The Breadacy. The Viziers will become the Baghrirs (pancake in Northern Africa). The Praesidium will become the uh…Garlic Breadium? I don’t know. There’s no bread that rhymes with Praesidium. BUT EVERYTHING MUST BE BREAD! EXCEPT MAGISTERIUM!

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I HONESTLY WANT TO BRING BACK PARADOXICAL PLEASE BRING BACK PARADOXICAL IT WAS SUCH A GREAT EVENT AND I REALLY ENJOYED PLAYING DURING THE EVENT SO PLEASE LET ME BRING IT BACK I REALLY LOVED JUST ROLEPLAYING AND CHILLING WITH PEOPLE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLUS I WANT MORE BADGES TO MY SIGNATURE ITS REALLY LACKING RIGHT NOW

Giving me a lot of Marrabuk vibes here. Lots of horsing around.

When u get your Delegate campaign from Temu

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Proving You’re Not Marrabuk

You insist that you are “100% Not Marrabuk in a Mask.” However, anyone can say that. Will you submit to a thorough “Not-A-Horse Test”? Possible ways to prove your identity include:

  • Posting a video of yourself eating a steak without hesitation (horses struggle with this).
  • Taking a mirror selfie—if we see a horse in the reflection, we’ll know the truth.
  • Typing a coherent response without getting distracted by the mention of hay or carrots.
  • Participating in a race—if you gallop faster than a normal human, it’s over for you.
  • Letting a trusted TEP official inspect the back of your head to ensure there’s no zipper.

Are you willing to submit to these highly scientific tests to prove your true identity? Or shall we assume that Marrabuk is simply wearing an even more elaborate disguise this time?

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As you can see with this simple video, I have completely proven that I am NOT a horse and that I am NOT Marrabuk. I am quite sure that @Marrabuk will NOT find a zipper at the back of my head or any part of my body. As for my faster than human speed, that is completely explainable of my disfigurement. As many of you know, I have been disfigured after the 2022 incident which caused my hiatus. As such, I now have very horse like legs that is longer and would cause me to be faster than other humans, I mean people.

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what are your plans for culture?

The Ministry of Culture will have its roles stripped and replaced with Equestrian roles. It’s full focus will be replacing the EPNS to the totally NOT the Equestrian Weekly.

What is Equestrian role?