Co-Written with @cowlass
As World Cup qualifying is soon to be underway we’re happy to announce all sixteen venues that will host all forty-eight teams later this year. We’ll also be going over some information for both players and fans alike in order to guarantee the best possible experience!
i - The Nystatinne government would like to remind visitors not to have too much fun.
—VENUES—
Imperial People Fund’s Stadium - Newport, Varm Kyst
i - For national security reasons the Nystatinne government has forbidden the sharing of additional information, including images and descriptions, of stadiums until the tournament commences.
The Imperial People’s Fun Stadium, or “The Donut” as locals call it! Services fresh, warmed unseasoned bread and rockin’ hot soup! It is unclear why the locals call it a donut, and attempts to ask the locals about this has been less than fruitful. They simply just walk away when questioned by our reporters. They’re probably just really shy! It will be the host of both Nystatiszna’s group and the host of the World Cup Final!
Future Shano Tuvria Dishonorable Stadium - Stålby, Varm Kyst
Wrights’ Right Stadium - Tømmer, Varm Kyst
Ingrain Grain Stadium and Bar - Maissirivi, Varm Kyst
Cooper-Brookman Stadium - Neo-Fantøm, Varm Kyst
Akuan Development Bank Center (ADBC) - Tvillingfjelltoppbyen, Varm Kyst
Lotus-Nordflix-Jotun Stadium - Maislagerby, Varm Kyst
404 Stadium Not Found - Neo-Fantøm, Varm Kyst
Yuyu and Ny’Fotløs Stadium - Kattunge, Varm Kyst
Nystatiszna-Lapliszna-Syrtænzna Tolerance Stadium (NLSTS) - Maissirivi, Varm Kyst
Viktor von Dotseth Stadium and Experience - Kala, Store Innsjøer
Naylorbrookisza Memorial Stadium and Museum - Byne, Store Innsjøer
King Olav lost to Jarl Bjørn at minigolf (KOLTJAM) - Lohi, Blåhimmel
July 24, 2020 Celebration Stadium - Fäkken, Blåhimmel
Nystapi People’s Stadium- Vilja, Blåhimmel
Tripfall Andies Secure Stadium (TASS) - Noh’katx, Blåhimmel
—INFORMATION—
The NIB (Nystatinne Intelligence Bureau), would like to be first to welcome visitors into our country. Please, always carry any relevant documents on your person for identification, avoid speaking in languages other than Nys’tat’en outside of the select zones, do not enter districts not marked for tourists, public transport will be provided for all fans, do not enter any buses or trams not marked for tourists and keep in mind religious values set forth by the government and its people.
Remember to dress warmly, do not wear the color green, red, or yellow without first official authorization from a NIB agent. Facial and hair coverings, such as hats or masks will require additional notice beforehand. Tourists with visible tattoos are asked not to enter the country. Vloggers, social media influencers and so forth, are kindly asked to leave their equipment in their home country. Cell phones, cameras, radio, video recorders and material used to record, capture or otherwise state are not allowed into the country without authorization from the NIB.
Elves or half-elves are kindly asked to hide their ears when in public. Species that have clear and visible differences from Kemonomimi such as felines, ursines and so forth, are kindly asked to cover themselves fully when in public but they are allowed to remove coverings when in private or upon entering the stadiums. Full body coverings will be provided to tourists upon entry into the country.
Aurorans, or tourists from Aurora are politely requested, when asked by locals or non-NIB officials or agents, to say they are from Concord rather than Aurora for the interest of public safety. As most Nystatinnes are not aware of the existence of other Auroran nations outside of the MBE.
Tourists visiting the country will notice a plethora of incense burning, papers nailed into buildings or walls, and other religious iconry. Tourists are reminded that one should leave them alone, and not attempt to collect them or throw them into the trash. If one wishes to purchase such collectables, such as prayer wards or incense, then one can do-so at any stadium gift shop or Union Square.
We hope you’re as excited for the World Cup as we are, and we appreciate your cooperation with the given guidelines from the Nystatinne officials.