The Security Council,
Hailing the residents of Alcatraz, the hereditary custodians of a land of legend, residing in peace and quiet solitude, free from the forces of evil that they fought to beat back for so long in the early days of this world,
Orating the many accomplishments of Alcatraz and those who once resided in it, lighting the way for the earliest days of what could be nominally called the defender movement, setting an example as a lone region that could fight back against seemingly overwhelming hordes of invaders despite their relative size and strength,
Overawed by the stand Alcatraz took in developing the faction that has ensured the balance and resistance against the entropic forces that would chip away at the last vestiges of freedom in our world, its prominent leaders like Vazquez being crucial in the formation of the Alliance Defense Network, the tales of which are enumerated in the lengths of this hallowed chamber and have inspired defenders decades since its beginnings, while also setting the example for early progenitors of those who now bring peace to every corner of the multiverse, with subsequent legends like Nasicournia rising from the platform that Alcatraz set,
Verifying the ingression of criminals and outlaws into Alcatraz on one misty morning, assassins, affiliates, and accomplices from the absolute dregs of the malicious forces, dozens of them now flooding into the cells and prisons they deserve to inhabit, but now rule as their own,
Elucidating this body’s place as the preeminent protector of the prone and unprotected, to break down walls that would otherwise imprison the impuissant and to ensure freedom to all who deserve it, and to bring flaming justice upon those who would degrade and disregard the basest principles and rights all inhabitants of this mortal plane deserve,
Recognizing that Alcatraz, if not saved, will fall into the hands of those it has worked since the dawn of time to fight, a fate no innocent region deserves,
Hereby Injuncts Alcatraz.