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Well, I tried to find a nice title, but it ended in what you can see. Anyhow, Hi, friends call me Szugi. Well… so do my enemies, but they add a hint of despise into it, more like szUgi or SZugi, but you are free to say it as you please… I hail from that mess of a country called the Empire of Vodrak [please don’t tell them I told you that, they’ll hang me by my thumbs for sure!].
I will try to conquer… I mean… make peace with all countries out there. See you when our armies stand outside your capital… for a parade of course!