Smigsachwian Royal News
“Not long ago our Smigsachwieolimpschguppe has gathered a gold medal in Women’s Artistic event with a brilliant show of finesse by Barbo Marstk, who gathered 191.025 points in total. Then recently we got information, of the next medals for our country, Gernot Sonson got silver in Men’s Rythmic event, with 3.100 points in total, after Vulshain’s representative - Leon Frey! Annnd here comes Gernot! Gernot! Barthles Riddenstein for SRN, would you answer a few questions?”
“Sure” said a small, dark-haired man. His red costume, with white and yellow stripes, and black details had a Serenitech logo on the back.
“How do you feel about getting a silver medal?”
“It’s great! I mean, everyone knows, that candidsapiens are more agile, yet I managed to get as far, as second place!”
“And what about Barbo?”
“I already congratulated her. Gold medal? I wasn’t even sure we will get any medals!”
“Why?”
“Smigsachwieolimpschguppe isn’t exactly well-financed. Our training is difficult because of it.”
“I thought Serenitech has been sponsoring you?”
“No, no. They give us some funding, in exchange for the ads on our costumes. If not for this, we wouldn’t have money for the trainer even!”
“Next day will be the trampoline event. Any thoughts on, who might win it?”
“In Women category? Sayli Eroni definetely. This Vekayiun fox is the favourite. Especially since Gusti Sulverschwatscheson, has sprained her ankle two days ago. Though in Men, our own Rado Brandost is getting claims of being favourite. Of course there could be heard untrue rumors, as if he took drugs. Those jealous furbags!”
“Uuuh, yes, Barthles Riddenstein for SRN, back to the studio.”