Greetings, loyal subjects of The East Pacific!
You may know me as your humble regional member. But in reality… I am the Supreme Leader, the entire shadow government, and the one true power behind every puppet, treaty, and RMB post.
Yes, it’s just me.
No, there is no cabal.
No, you don’t get a vote.
haha grape.
My Glorious Platform
- Absolute Power: I already run everything in secret. Electing me as Delegate just makes it official. It was already official but now its gonna be officially official.
- Transparency: 100% of my government is me.
- Regional Security: I’ll protect TEP with my shadowy grape-enhanced laser eyes. Don’t ask how it works. Trust the process.
- Haha Grape: haha grape
Endorsements
- Myself (by unanimous decision).
- Also myself, but like the pumpkin pfp version of me.
- The ghost of every delegate before me (probably).
- Fedele
Closing Statement
Citizens of The East Pacific, the choice is simple:
Do you want chaos, division, and grapes without the “haha”?
Or do you want me, your Supreme Leader and resident silly little guy?
I mean it isn’t like you have a choice lmao
Vote Supreme Leader. Vote Haha Grape. 