[Joke Campaign] Folly Red Rats - Why are there so many rats...

If I’m elected delegate I will flood the government with rats

If this were a serious campaign I’d line the floors with cherry petals

But nah

Uhm

Squeak squeak, I guess

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This is incredibly compelling.

I’m hungry and are therefore looking for rats to consume. Do you have any?

I mean, considering rats are my kin (after all, Folly is a rat), I don’t think that would go over well

Will these rats aid or abet or inhibit me in any way

Depends. Do you have anything to give them?

not grapes

they’re toxic to rats

Does the Magisterium chamber also get rats?

Yes

So sorry for your Magisters