[If you’ve been wondering about this, it’s meant to be a political satire show specially made for the election. Excellent RL examples of this include the BBC’s Vote Now Show and the ABC’s [url=http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=yes+we+canberra]Yes We Canberra!]

“Welcome once again to the show everyone, now everyone’s talking about the French debate between the party leaders last night. Pierre Gautain had a bit of an advantage, of course, while for the Conservatives Angela Swan’s poor French skills were somewhat of a concern during that party’s leadership vote… so how did she do?”
[video clip from the debate] “Je… je… je… suis hereusement… non, sorry, I mean, pardon. Let me start again… je vais commencer… recommencer?”
“At some point you really did have to feel sorry for the translator.”
“Actually, it got worse. You’ve heard of “franglais”, when an English-speaker gets in way over their head trying to speak French and ends up sticking in random English words hoping they translate exactly. Well, I don’t know if that’s what Angela Swan was speaking, but she was speaking something…”
“Nous avons devoir de la… budget surplus. C’est très important. Nous ne pouvons pas avoir le… très beaucoup… debt… public debt mais maintenant il y a un millard dollars. Les autres partis ne recogniser pas…! Le statistics est fabrication!”
“Le statistics est fabrication, ladies and gentlemen! But what about the prime minister? Peter Coakson, former diplomat, surely he can speak a few languages?”
“Well, the prime minister’s performance was good overall but he got stuck on agricultural policy.”
[video clips of Peter Coakson mispronouncing “mais”] “…maize… maize… maize…”
“But what else was the debate about besides cringing at three people attempting to speak French for one and a half hours?”
“Well, one odd part of the debate was when Pierre Gautain accused the government of doing nothing about a bedbug infestation apparently running rampant through hotels in western Beaulac.”
“Interesting, so could bedbugs become a sleeper issue in this election?”
[crowd groans]
“We sent our man Jules to check it out.”
[One of the comedians, topless and covered in (fake) red welts runs ambushes Pierre Gautain as he gets out of his car.] “Mr. Gautain! Monsieur Gautain! I know you’re very concerned about the bedbugs! I need some help. I have this cream, see, but I can’t reach this spot…” [The “serious” media film and photograph Gautain applying ointment to his back]
“Well, he’s certainly taking action on the issue.”
“…so we’re very glad to have with us in the studio today, the deputy prime minister, junior coalition partner, Minister of Labour, and suspected communist, Anne Marsha Cressey!”
“Great to have you join us, thanks so much for doing this.”
“It’s very nice to be here.”
“Ms. Cressey, you were an alpine ski racer, so I assume you know quite a bit about going downhill quickly… so how do you think the Liberals are doing, or do you think you’re capable of going downhill even quicker?”
“Well, I think me and the United Communist Party, right now we’re on the gondola going up and I think we’ll be on the up for the forseeable future. I think we’re convincing more and more people that we’re the right party to lead this country into the future and to stand up for the values of our society.”
“When Pierre Gautain got put in handcuffs for going mental on an airplane, was that a happy moment for you?”
“Well… I was as amused as any other person would be… but can you really see him as Prime Minister?”
“He’s been Prime Minister before.”
“That didn’t work out very well did it?”
“True. Now, I know everyone keeps pressing you for an answer to this question, and I’m sorry if I’m putting you in a spot, but are you a communist?”
“(laughing) Yes. I believe that transitioning to a post-capitalist society is the most rational and moral direction for us, and indeed, every society and people in the world, to make.”
“So you’re a communist.”
“Yes, I am a communist.”
“Oh wow. You’ve actually admitted it on television. So folks, you heard it here, on this show. Anne Marsha Cressy, the deputy prime minister, leader of the United Communist Party, is a communist. How do you think this will affect you in the polls?”
“I think it’ll help me immensely.”
“Great. Wow, I can’t believe you’ve come out and said that. You know, usually I think of communists as being very loud lesbians who stand on the street trying to get you to donate to the Trotskyist League. Do you ever worry you’re going to end up like that?”
“Well, I’ve always been more a fan of the United Communist Party, myself.”
“And that’s the show for tonight. Before we go we always ask our audience to send in any strange election-related pamphlets or ads they’ve seen. So here’s some photos of Liberal ads in the Kirkenes subway where in the white bit where they say “I’m voting for jobs for the future”, “the healthcare system’s future”, yadda yadda yadda, look at this one, someone’s pasted “A FUCKING TIME MACHINE” over it… and I like the second one, which says “I’m voting for MEANINGLESS CLICHES”. Thanks to Terry from Newmarket, Noua Cymru for that. And thanks to Geraldine from Burnaby who sent in a photo of a Green Party billboard where after the “Together we can” slogan, someone’s spray-painted “rob more banks”. Join us next time on The Swingers, from all of us, good night!”