LIONELVILLE (LNN) - Superintendent F.X. Ellison has denounced the planned neo-Nazi rally to be held in the capital. In his weekly press conference, he stated: “We fought Nazism seventy years ago, and want nothing to do with anyone who honors the enemies of humanity. This proposed rally is a disgrace to all that we stand for, and to those who died to keep the world free. Nazi sympathizers may express their opinions, but the rest of us may also do so in reply.”
Lionelville Chief of Police Desi McGillicuddy said that while the Nazi rally will not be prohibited due to the RRLW’s constitutional guarantees of free speech and freedom of assembly, no provocations or violence would be tolerated. “We will keep a close watch on the demonstrators and counter-demonstrators.”
Rabbi Tevye Aleichem of Temple B’nai Whistlestop in Lionelville announced a counter-demonstration to be held across the street, on the grounds of Howell Day Memorial High School. Speakers committed to attend include Superintendent Ellison, World War II veterans and several Holocaust survivors. Given the small number of neo-Nazis believed to be in the RRLW, it is anticipated that the counter-demonstrators will outnumber the demonstrators at least ten thousand to one.
The Omaha Southern Railroad, Sunset Valley Railroad, Gorre & Daphetid, Alturas & Lone Pine Railroad, Delta Lines, Lionel Lines, Lionelville Traction Company and the Lehigh Valley Railroad have all announced they will be decorating locomotives and passenger equipment with Stars of David and menorahs in protest of the rally, and those objecting will be put off the trains and their fares refunded. It is believed that this will depress attendance at the rally.
In other news at the press conference, Ellison announced his support of the proposed treaty renegotiations between TEP and Lazarus, and said that when the new treaty was completed he would ask the Board of Railroad Commissioners to endorse it as a gesture of solidarity with TEP. Chairman of the Board Whit T. Sperandeo has indicated that any endorsement resolution would likely pass unanimously, “unless something weird is inserted at the last minute, but that doesn’t seem like anything either region would do.”
LIONELVILLE (LNN) - New special tourist rail fares in honor of the RRLW’s entry into The East Pacific (TEP), and the opening of rail interchanges with several countries belonging to TEP, have resulted in increased tourism in the very first day they took effect.
LIONELVILLE (LNN) - The Board of Railroad Commissioners has passed a resolution declaring November 22 “Doctor Who Day”. It was immediately signed by Superintendent F.X. Ellison.
OLYMPIA, WASHINGTON, USA (TSOPC) - The Washington Department of Wildlife, responding to reports of a bear wandering through bedroom communities in the Cascades foothills, set traps to catch the bear using donuts and beer.
Game wardens caught Homer Simpson.
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