Brownwater FPS
Monkey Fist was pleased that viden had been a godsend, he only wished he had been the one to Leak it, The fictionologists were so busy keeping those kids out that they didnt even bother him muchit had been a pain tho pretending to be a druggie to get into theic “DrugBGone” program then getting hired as a janitor none the less, he now had free run of the compound, a perk he was now abusing as he checked the computers in the stockroom he found a list of detainees awaiting further accounting and “bingo” he wispered there was his target, , , “hisssssss” a faint sound got his attention he ducked awaw behind a server rack as the door opened.
He saw a shadow enter the room
female
he thought as he sized up the threat
late teens
possible training
OMG
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the gaurds outside had been easy she thought, the inside has to be the most insane layout of a building she had seen since her training days when they studied Jonestown and Waco, fictionologists were known for several idiosyncrrcies, bit the Space Feng Sui was not the most reported.
It took a good 30 minutes to find the central computer hub as they had it hidden in a Stockroom,
she opened the door and stepped inside, the main terminal was already on will save a few moments of boot time she thought,
The terminal was already on the Accounts Processing page convenient
and there was the girls name, Ok something is wrong
she held up her left hand it sparked and glowed bluish
“Whoever is in there better say something now or I will blow your head Clean off”
Monkeyfist breathed last time he saw her it was on a wanted poster,
but she did have an advantage and perhaps a motive.
“Hi Kitty, it’s Monkey” he said
there was a long uncomfortable silence, Monkeyfist asmost thought it was intentional, she was known for her Drematics.
“Monkeyfist?” she asked
then quickly added
“Are the Peaches Fresh?”
Monkeyfist knew this one
“Yes, they are very fresh can I interest you in a couple liters?”
Kitsurabami lowered her hand as Monkeyfist mawe out of his hiding spot
“What the Hell are you doing here?” she asked
“Funny I was about to say the same thing” he replied
“Since you asked first it is only polite of me, I am attempting to locate a detainee”
“You too? this doesnt count as a date then does it?” she asked proceeding to the terminal.
“I take it you are also looking for Nei?” he asked again
“Yup, I hear she is a Shiney and I need one for my collection big duel coming up this weekend,” she paused “gotta find 'em all”
“Verry funny, this isn’t a pickup for CATS is it? cause if it is I well have to kill ya”
“no it isn’t I split that scene bunch of wankers they were, , , Well Vargas was nice tho for a android, No I veed te rescue her for entirely personal and selfish reasons.”
again she pauses “and no you wouldnt kill me and I know why”
Monkeyfist looks at the ceiling for a second and blushes “yes it would be a shame to destroy a perfect pair of breasts like yours”
Kitsurabami giggles “You always did know the best movies to plagarise, , and since you know where she is shall we?”
Monkeyfist and Kitsurabami crept down the hall its walls had given away from the wood panneling to a more sinister metal surface as they descended into the 3rd basement,
“What the hell did they intend this place to be?” asked Monkey
“accorditg to my intel it was at one time to be a starship and then some sert of fallout shelter, these guys are crazy remember,” peplied kitsurabami
“says the girl who worked for a man who looked like a bad Sega game villian” snipped monkey
Kitsurabami just glared at him for a moment
a sound caught Monkeyfists ear he held up his hand and peeked around the corner then slowly turned back
“Kitty, , you aro not gonna believe what you are about to see”
"What? " she asked “Why?”
“just look”
slowly again Kitsurabami peeked around the corner she scanned across the room then moved back
“Sweet Jeebus” she exhaled "It looks just like the detention facility from the deathstar on the first StarWars*
“Yeah these folks are geeks and they are dresed just like Deathstar gaurds” he added
“so what do ya want to do?”
“How bout Forrest and Bubba”
“works for me” she replied
kitsurabami unbuttoned 3 of her uniform buttons and walked around the corner Monkeyfist ducked behind her
“Pardon me boys,” she said “I really need to use your potty, otherwise I’m gonna tinkle all over myself.”
the gaurds both looked up at her asd simultaniously said “huh?”
as they did Monkeyfist jumped from behind her and fired one bullet in each brain
“the lady said she had to Pee” he added
Kitsurabami dashed to the gaurd station
“Why do you always do that?” she asked
“do what?”
“you deliver your line After you kill them, you are supposed to tell them I have to Pee Before you kill them.”
“Oh, , , I dont knowhabit I guess besides why does it matter the job got done”
Kitsucabami just sighed
she looked dovn the list
“AH here she is” She said “bunny cell, in cat block”
Monkefist seeked about then shouted " there it is"
they darted down the corridore
Bunny Cell didnt stand a chance against the small charges Monkeyfist carried as its locks burnt away they could hear something on the otherside.
Kitsurabami kicked the door in the room appeared empty they both entered
“Nei” called out Monkeyfist
“Nei, we are here to rescue you” he added
“Come on hon, come out we need to get you home” added Kitsurabami
they could hear weeping from the bed
Kitsurabami knelt down and looked under it
“Pun’kin we are here to take you home are you ready to go?” asked kitty
she just nodded her head
Kitsurabami motioned to Monkey and together they helped pull her out
Kitsurabami had not seen her in a year and a half but she knew that this wasnt right
Nei used to weight nearly a hundred pounds now she barely weighted 70.
Kitsurabami began to get furious
“monkey can you carry her”
he lifted her up
“Of course” he handed his spare gun to Kitsurabami then told Nei
“You may hear gunfire dont worry, K?”
she just nodded and they seft the cell
Kitsurabami leading the way,
woe unto any Fictionologist who comes between us and the door now he thought
as he carried Nei and comforted her.
*In IL Episodes 4, 5, and 6 are considered the Only Star Wars movies as the populace generally believes the new 3 suck.
Monkey fist and Kitsurabami made their way out of the Fictionologist base they suffered no injury but on a level Monkey did feel sorry for the Fictionologists insurance company.
as they arrived at the door Kitty said
“so what now?” as they tried to sneak out
“Well we need to get her to a hospital asap”
“truth, but about me remember I am wanted”
“I think it will be allright, you are with me and can be presumed to be in custody”
they arrive at the car and kitty opens the door
“I am shoot on sight too”
“not with me there anyone tries that and they will get shot themself”
Kitsurabami climbs in the back seat with Nei and holds her
as Monkeyfist gets in he starts the car and says
“Dial Liberty Medical”
the car responds wiht a beep and begins the call
“So you cot a car with voice activated dial I see” says kitsurabami
“Or you could say I got an agent who is unable to dial a phone himself” replied the car.
a few seconds of uncomfortable silence wafts through the car
“My name is Karr by thy way” replies Karr
“Like from the show on TV land?” she asks
“Sorta, but as you can see I am not a Trans AM and I am decidedly less evil”
monkeyfist holds his hand up
“Liberty Medical, this is Heidie how can I help you today?” asks the voice
“Yes This is Wilfred Brimely and I have a Diabeetus related emergency”
“yes Mr Brimley I will transfer you immeadiatly”
the phone clicked
“I understand you have a Diabeetus related Emergency?” asked the voice
“Yes I am inbound now Black Tucker Corvair”
“follow your GPS instructions a path is being cleared now, you aro comig from Brownwater? what is your ETA?”
“Karr says 30 minutes”
“See you then”
Karr passed through the streets of Liberty City with ease most drivers just looked in astonishment others beped horns ond waved one of the 30 various FPSian obscene gestures, a expressive people have to be ready for any situation.
gently Karr passed over the bump at the entry to the hospital, Monkeyfist could see the ERT assembled at the door, a few were natives but the rest were specialists stationed here from mother IL, as teh car stopped Kitsurabami said
“Thanks for what you said”
“about what?” he asked
“about keeping me safe”
they stepped from the car as MF took Nei from Kitsurabamis lap
“dont warry but keep close, K?”
“I will” she said
The ERT team rushed up a gurney in hand as MF laid her on it
they began to speak in the medical gibberish one would expect if watching
ER
“Wow” says Monkeyfist " I didnt know that they actually spoke that way"
“Yes, I thought that kind of stuff was reserved for Medical shows and Star Trek”
as they entered the hospital to meet with the doctors assistant
one of the security gaurds glances up absentmindedly at the pair,
he stares at Kitsurabami a bit of rocognition begins to burn in his brain, , ,