Buzzy Bergmann, on his final assignment before turning over Absurdistan to the next corporate leadership, wanted to make the most of it. He had seen the protests in Sani Bursil regarding the split between the ACA and the AU, and watched the protests turn to riots after the delegate from the Oan Isles had spoken. The penchant for that nation to rile people up is unparalleled, look at what this man is doing to the delegate from Xagrurg right now, he thought. Buzzy observed Le Roy and Taft go back and forth, cringing with the name calling and the constant streams of bickering. Buzzy attempted to clear his throat to get the attention, but fell on deaf ears. He decided to do something more noticeable, and he pulled out his phone and selected an airhorn ringtone. He blasted it, full volume, the sound reverberating around the room. That stopped them from bickering.
Aware of the glares in the room, Buzzy began to speak. “Look, Absurdistan is not a party to either of these groups, but would very much like to join one. Right now, Aurora is too divided with two multinational organizations, so I’m glad we are discussing ways to bring it together. Problem is that we seem to be at an impasse, over the location of a building… Let’s look at another option, which may be appealing to everyone here. Or, maybe will just allow people to tolerate it.”
“Okay, so have the central bank, the ACB, headquartered in Sani Bursil. Now, before you go all Judas on me, Mr. Taft, let’s do this. To alleviate the strain on personnel and logistics, let’s split the bank’s duties up. The East Bank will be located in Tivot, and the West Bank will be located in Aura. As you may imagine, the East Bank handles duties originating from the East of Aurora and its various island nations, and the West Bank will head duties originating from the West of Aurora. The bank in Sani Bursil is the central bank, headquarters and source of direction for the entire duties of the UNAC. Sani Bursil would also be the dividing line between jurisdictions, with the United Kingdom as well as Xagrurg falling under the auspices of the West Bank.”
As for the location of the ACA, in ancient times, many city-states would move their legislatures around, so as one city-state could not dominate the affairs by virtue of location. Perhaps you should do the same? Every time there is an election of representatives, the location of the ACA will also be submitted with the elected officials, and the location with the winning votes receives the ACA for the time being. I would propose that the first location be in Sani Bursil, as there is symbolism in its central location, and for ease of operations as the UNAC is just getting started."
“Anyways, this is what I think, it’s nbd if you don’t go with it. But really though, we don’t want this argument to continue devolving. I run a company that receives billions of Chirps a day, and they can be quite vicious. Let’s make sure we aren’t a bunch of online commenters and trolls during these talks.”