Mission Reports


Eastern Pacific Sovereign Army

This will be the thread to put the reports of all our missions in. All dates will be done via PST/PDT, because that’s the time the NationStates servers run on and totally not because I live there or something.

Hail the EPSA! o/

On March 15, 2020, I set up EPSA’s first raid since the Slatos occupation a month earlier. I prepared 6 targets reasonably spaced apart. Because of my rustiness at triggering and the fact that it was the first raid for many, we only managed to hit one. But I’m not really sad about that, since this is just the first step.

Region hit: 1
[region=Concert of Europe] (now nonexistent)

Participants:
[nation=The Atlae Isles] (Trigger)
[nation=Catiania]
[nation=Oofery]
[nation=Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich]

We came back a few days later and this time, we hit two regions out of six! We doubled the number. 😛

Regions hit: 2
[region=The New Spanish Kingdom]
[region=The Republic Union]

Participants:
[nation=The Atlae Isles] (trigger)
[nation=Catiania]
[nation=Oofery]
[nation=Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich]

The EPSA went out and snagged three regions in the name of [mention]Marrabuk[/mention] . Will we get four next time?

Regions hit: 3
[region=The Erasa System]
[region=Nore]
[region=Kolechia]
[spoiler]https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/the_east_pacific/download/file.php?id=602352https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/the_east_pacific/download/file.php?id=602353
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Participants:
[nation=The Atlae Isles] (trigger)
[nation=Catiania]
[nation=Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich]

We kept our streak going. We took a quick stop and reclaimed our old jump point, From the End, for sentimental value. On to 5!

Regions hit: 4
[region=A Chill Spot for Boomers and Zoomers]
[region=From the End]
[region=Jingoistic Authoritarian Paradise]
[region=The Greater Imperial Realm]
[spoiler]https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/the_east_pacific/download/file.php?id=602354https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/the_east_pacific/download/file.php?id=602355
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Participants:
[nation=The Atlae Isles] (trigger)
[nation=Catiania]
[nation=Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich]

With our number of hit regions going up linearly, we could have hit 5 regions and called it a day. But no, the EPSA exceeded expectations and hit NINE regions. I’m very proud.

Regions hit: 9
[region=Greater Bugaria]
[region=The Jungle of Ooga Booga]
[region=The Allied Brethren]
[region=Portugal de Direita]
[region=England is my City]
[region=The Lesbian Isles]
[region=Roavin]
[region=Island of Dave]
[region=The Kingdom of Woven Stars]

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Participants:
[nation=The Atlae Isles] (trigger)
[nation=Catiania]
[nation=Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich]

This was Day 1 of our glorious occupation of Warzone Africa. Unfortunately, I didn’t take a screenshot of the Warzone Africa WFE, so you’ll just have to https://www.bowzin.com/wfe_archive?region=Warzone+Africa. (I don’t know why it says 4/1 because we definitely hit it earlier. Oh well.)

Regions hit: 9
[region=Imperial Sparta]
[region=Cars]
[region=Warzone Africa]
[region=Stanford]
[region=ImpLand]
[region=Cruhsomeechymeechymeechymeechy]
[region=Cannabis Land]
[region=Crypto Twitter]
[region=Aetheli]
[spoiler]
https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/the_east_pacific/download/file.php?id=602358
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Participants:
[nation=The Atlae Isles] (trigger)
[nation=Catiania]
[nation=Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich]
[nation=Aivintis]
[nation=Oofery]

On March 29th, we had chasing practice because we were still occupying Warzone Africa. Cat, Tret, Aivintis, Oofery, FBI, and Daneson hopped through different regions chasing me through different regions.

On March 30th, we left Warzone Africa. But LazCorp had come in and supported us there, so we decided to push them into the Delegacy on our way out. A few months later, it looks like their relationship worked out. :slight_smile:

Regions hit: 7
[region=FrameShift]
[region=New Atlantica]
[region=Parshia Card Farmers]
[region=Warzone Africa]
[region=Vapor III]
[region=Storenda Kukwandara]
[region=The Green Shrubbery]
[spoiler]https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/the_east_pacific/download/file.php?id=602720
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Participants:
[nation=The Atlae Isles] (trigger)
[nation=Catiania]
[nation=Aivintis]
[nation=Danelaw Scandinavia]

It was only three months ago, but the WA Secretary-General election was back! After a few moments of supporting Todd McCloud for SecGen, we in TEP boosted [nation=Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls], otherwise known as Sakana, for the seat. Note that this was April 1 in most of the world.

We in EPSA wanted to spread the word about Sakana.

Regions hit: 6
[region=The Chikara to Eikoan Communistic States]
[region=Jacob Houghton fan club]
[region=Green]
[region=Scytere]
[region=BK Baddies]
[region=UPPERCUT]
[spoiler]https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/the_east_pacific/download/file.php?id=602721
Unfortunately the regional boost isn’t there anymore. :frowning:
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Participants:
[nation=The Atlae Isles] (trigger)
[nation=Tretrid]
[nation=Catiania]
[nation=Aivintis]
[nation=Danelaw Scandinavia]

This was at minor update, and consisted of the targets we had missed in the previous update. 😛

Regions hit: 4
[region=Worlds United]
[region=Nausan]
[region=ULN Army]
[region=Essos]
[spoiler]https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/the_east_pacific/download/file.php?id=602722
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Participants:
[nation=The Atlae Isles]
[nation=Tretrid]
[nation=Catiania]
[nation=Aivintis]
[nation=Danelaw Scandinavia]

While everyone was arguing about the election, we at the EPSA kept raiding! :smiley:

Regions hit: 4
[region=Vapeabum]
[region=AEGIS Alliance]
[region=Central Pangea]
[region=Brotherhood of Charaxia]
[spoiler]https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/the_east_pacific/download/file.php?id=602723
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Participants:
[nation=The Atlae Isles]
[nation=Tretrid]
[nation=Aivintis]
[nation=Catiania]
[nation=Danelaw Scandinavia]

Around this time, [nation=Rigels Light] became the Pharaoh of Osiris. Marrabuk ordered us to help pile and help with the delegate transition of our treatied ally. :slight_smile:

Regions hit: 4
[region=CLC]
[region=Sea Beggars]
[region=The New Nations of Ridgeview]
[region=Osiris] (pile)
[spoiler]https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/the_east_pacific/download/file.php?id=602726
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Participants:
[nation=The Atlae Isles] (trigger)
[nation=Tretrid]
[nation=Aivintis]
[nation=Catiania]

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’d know that Kuriko was elected WA Secretary-General. Not the candidate that TEP was supporting, but it was better than Jocospor, a fascist nation leading the obnoxious and vain region [region=Confederation of Corrupt Dictators].

What was funny was that the top five candidates came together and kept the fascists out of the final round. CCD hated this and what they called the “WA Elite.” Inspired by a recent symbolic April Fool’s resolution Condemn [region=This Game], they proceeded to try and Condemn [region=The World Assembly Elite]. Ridiculous. By the major update, it was only a few approvals away from quorum.

So for two days, many regions came together to deny them the vote by “delegate toppling.” At first, we in TEP teamed up with [region=The Pacific] and [region=The West Pacific].

Delegates toppled (by EPSA): 5
[region=Nghymurian Lands]
[region=United States]
[region=New Burns]
[region=Spacific]
[region=Montealba]
[spoiler]https://i.imgur.com/oBtBUf8.pnghttps://www.tapatalk.com/groups/the_east_pacific/download/file.php?id=602727
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Participants:
[nation=The Atlae Isles]
[nation=Tretrid]
[nation=Catiania]
[nation=Danelaw Scandinavia]
[nation=Aivintis]

We went at it again! This time, we collaborated not only with [region=The West Pacific] and [region=The Pacific], but also the good fellows at [region=The North Pacific] and [region=Balder]! In addition, [region=The Black Hawks] also went delegate toppling, because they also hates fascists. 😀

We paired up with Balder in our team! The proposal went down in flames. 👿

Delegates toppled (by TEP and Balder): 8
[region=The Coalition of Fascist Nations]
[region=Solid Kingdom]
[region=The Autocratic Union of Empires]
[region=Farkasfalka]
[region=Linguine Islands]
[region=Brotherhood of Christian States]
[region=United Confederation of Nations]
[region=Confederation of Touhou Project Lovers]
[spoiler]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633358400780238859/698396197697749012/unknown.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/omOMW4b.png
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Participants:
[nation=The Atlae Isles] (trigger)
[nation=Tretrid]
[nation=Catiania]
[nation=Aivintis]

Balder folks:
Bowzin
Vamperiall

We went out and hit 9/15 of our targets.

Regions hit: 9
[region=Ankh Morpork]
[region=The Fallange]
[region=Jahkku]
[region=United Nations of NationStates]
[region=The Great Pacific Empire]
[region=International Parliament of NationStates]
[region=Not the north]
[region=Your Mom69]
[region=Homelands]
[spoiler]https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/the_east_pacific/download/file.php?id=602728https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/the_east_pacific/download/file.php?id=602729https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/the_east_pacific/download/file.php?id=602730https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/the_east_pacific/download/file.php?id=602731
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Participants:
[nation=The Atlae Isles]
[nation=Catiania]
[nation=Aivintis]

With many other militaries, the EPSA occupied [region=Asia]. Although we would soon leave on the 22nd, it was planned to last about a week and only banject a few high-influence nations. It was never intended to lock down the region as a trophy region or to refound it. Although defenders would pass a Liberation of Asia, and thus claim victory in preventing TBH from refounding the region, it did not change the outcome of the region.

Regardless, TEP would pass more stringent anti-griefing regulations in the wake of this raid.

Region hit: 1
[region=Asia]

No screenshot, sorry. :frowning:

Participants: 
Those who jumped and piled

I was actually setting up for another tag raid when New Jadeonstan from the JTF contacted us. A region of his friends was being raided by Lone Wolves United, Fedele among the ROs. We readily agreed and on the first major update organized native resistance and gave an order to jump and endorse the designated native in the region.

Little did we know that defenders from Libcord were busy organizing their own liberation effort, and they endorsed a different native. LWU kept the region for the first update, but I contacted Vincent Drake and we were re-masked as Liberators in Libcord, and together we kicked Fedele out of another region.

Region liberated: 1
[region=Imperium of the Wolf]

Sorry, I don’t have a screenshot taken of this. I really wish I did because it was pretty cool. Was a crazy 12 hours. The Black Hawks actually tried to jump and tag the region! lmao

Participants:
[nation=The Atlae Isles]
[nation=Songaria]
[nation=Wolfastein]
[nation=Aivintis]
[nation=Oofery]
[nation=Catiania]
[nation=Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich]
[nation=Cadenville]
+JTF
+natives
+defender
+many, many more

We were awarded the Heroes of the imperium Award!
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1357337

I don’t know if it’s self-aggrandizing to just post a mission report that only I went on, but I represented EPSA here.

I joined Libcord for a minor update because a plan had fallen through and I had woken up early anyway.

Region liberated: 1
[region=The Mountains to the East]

Regions defended: 6
[region=The Glorious Region of Kekistani Peoples]
[region=The Imperium of Agia Germania]
[region=Dyzia]
[region=Land of the Lagoon]
[region=Counter Social]
[region=Anoria]

Participants:
[nation=The Atlae Isles]
+Libcord

We in EPSA took the Intruder meme of garish red and blue and ran with it! We only tagged one with the red and blue, but I was especially proud of it. :slight_smile: It took me a bit to recolor, but it looks really nice once your eyes are burned out.

Regions hit: 6
[region=The Insulam Confederacy]
[region=The Lions World]
[region=Malphe]
[region=The Arctic Confederation]
[region=DCIS]
[region=Pendntican Union]
[spoiler]https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/the_east_pacific/download/file.php?id=602732
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Participants:
[nation=The Atlae Isles]
[nation=Catiania]
[nation=Wolfastein]
[nation=Aivintis]

I have no screenshots of this because Lily tagged all of them. smh. Maybe we should go to war with Lily, except all they really do is tag anyway.

Regions hit: 10
[region=The Red Concordat]
[region=Gentlement Club]
[region=The Holy Land of the Bringard]
[region=Czarist Russia]
[region=The Great and Mighty Region of Morshu]
[region=Shhhhhhhhhh]
[region=Nation Dumping Ground]
[region=Lavathia]
[region=Ether]
[region=Novo Tarea]

Participants:
[nation=The Atlae Isles]
[nation=Catiania]
[nation=Aivintis]
[nation=Wolfastein]
[nation=Songaria]