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From the Desk of
Gen. Akyola Bikongi
President of Shango
Yo,
I am Akyola Bikongi, the President of Shango. I am writing to all large companies in Urth with a mondo proposition. We have detected some gold dust in the northern part of the great ridge that runs vertically along the center of our main island. It looks like there is deffo some gold, but it is too deep for us and our limited equipment. We would like to dig it up and get some dough.
Therefore, we would like any interested companies be coming over to Shango and be helping us dig for a cut of the profit. We will dig for a short period of time. If at the end of the digging period we happen on some gold, we will give a cut of the profits. This could be big bucks. Big bucks.
Any company that wants to help must be hiring on Shangoese workers to dig. We will provide workers that are used to working under the hot sun. This will really cut the cost.
All soil and rock that are dug up will need to be sifted. We have that capability, so all debris will be transported to the nearby sorter. We will report on any gold that is detected.
We will also be needing some cash to start up this dig. Each corporation must provide 45 million Shangoese Assay, which is about 5 million of those Veskonos from Vekaiyu.
If there is gold, we will give a cut and give your startup money back. If there is no gold found, we will let you know and you will get your startup cash back in full within one year’s time. Aside from some time and transport, this is a no-lose situation. If you are interested, zoom over an email and I be reading it to let you know.
Bye,
Gen. Akyola Bikongi
President of Shango
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After submitting the email, Akyola shut the window to her office - third story atop the governmental assembly building in the capitol, Wombo Lombo. The eastery breeze was nice, but it hadn’t rained yet today and the humidity was getting to be a pain. “When dis rain be comin?” she said to herself. “Needs be mad raining pronto.”