Last night, NITN faked his own death in this hospital. He was applying for a job as a doctor when he suddenly realised that being dead “might be fun”. And, so he filled in his application like so:
Name: Deceased
Sex: No thanks, I’m dead
Age: However old you are when you die
Dead or alive?: alive, no wait, dead.
The hospital instantly recognised these messages as signs of being dead, so presumed he really was. That is, until they saw him out the window dancing :disco:
and so, NITN actually survived another day.
On a less important note, nations aren’t people, so can’t do anything mentioned in this article.