The World Assembly,
Horrified at the long history of overregulation by this august institution,
Recognizing that feeding the wild birds bread should be a cherished human right,
Concerned that the right to feed the wild birds bread is likely under assault in some member states,
Hereby enacts legislation allowing all citizens of member states the cherished right to:
1. Feed the wild birds bread while sitting on a bench in a park
2. Sprinkle bread in any body of water so that the wild birds may congregate around it and consume it
Furthermore, in the interests of promoting widespread utilization of the venerated right to feed the wild birds bread, member states shall assign funds to support a committee staffed by internationally-recognized wild-bird feeding enthusiasts, to be named ‘The Feed the Wild Birds Bread Committee,’ which shall:
A. Utilize mass media to raise public awareness about the entertainment value of feeding the wild birds bread, especially when feeding the wild birds bread is coupled with the following contextual settings:
aa. Sitting on a bench in a park
bb. Enjoying body of water, such as a lake or a pond