Recognizing the noble goals of the natives of New Chiken, who carved out a place in the dawn for chicken loving nations seeking a peaceful home,
Recognizing that darkness has befallen the region at the head of an invasion by New Piza,
Understanding that these forces are nothing more than invaders seeking to destroy a peaceful and independent chicken loving community,
Asserting that so long as raiders hold the region, the values that shine bright at the heart of New Chikens’ community lie in peril,
Knowing that legislation by this body should accompany military action in order to mitigate the damage invaders can do to the region and stymie the ease with which raiders can permanently claim control over the region,
Hoping for the quick return of New Chiken back to its native community, so that it may continue to thrive free from occupation or harm,
Hating New Piza,
Hereby Liberates New Chiken