Security Council Resolution #486 “Liberate Alcatraz” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
The Security Council,
Acknowledging that since before the dawn of the Security Council, the legendary Alcatraz stood as a historic island filled with heroes and legends of old,
Remembering the cold and mysterious Alcatraz as a powerful island filled with brave and unparalleled leaders that shone beacons of hopeful light into the multiverse and using their unique skills, co-founded the Alliance Defense Network - the coalition that paved the way for the modern network of defenders to protect our hallowed halls from villainy,
Observing that, with time, Alcatraz shifted from the bold bastion of defense into a quiet island of rest for a long period under the watchful eye of Maniaca,
Horrified by invasion of Alcatraz that saw the decimation of this once noble community, removing all natives and erasing its long history by razing and rebuilding the island into a ghastly trophy for villainous marauders,
Believing that as Alcatraz of old is long gone, the remaining liberation serves no purpose except to call out and provide another trophy for their enemies,
Hereby Repeals SC#486: Liberate Alcatraz.