“Good Morning folks! We got a special request directly from the newly created branch of department of information to help ease us all into having a military again. We’re here with our extra special guest Information officer Lt. Erle Hagen.”
Hagen
“Good morning Nystatiszna, don’t worry we won’t keep you guys from the game long. We have made arrangements with the Hockey league to wait until after we’re finished to start playing! So Mr. Pengu…”
Pengu Jr.
“Please Mr. Pengu was my father. I’m Pengu Jr.”
An stock laugh track plays.
Hagen
“Well Pengu Jr, I figure we start explain the new military branches. The Army Defence Forces, Navy, Air Command, Missile Defence Command, Counter-Special Weapons Department, Counterterrorism and Intelligence.”
Pengu Jr.
“I think we’re all smart enough to understand the first three but how can you use missiles defensively and that Counter-Special whatcha call it sounds rather concerning.”
Hagen
She gives out a short laugh
“Not at all, Counter Special Weapons is just making sure we stay ahead of the curve of alternative weapons. In this day in age of chemical, biological and even sonic weapons. We have to make sure we have safeguards and the proper equipment to deal with such threats.”
Pengu Jr.
“Sounds scary, I’m glad our Government is staying a step ahead of those bad guys!.”
Hagen
“Of course, our leaders will never make such decisions lightly. On the missile defense we can’t give too much specifics for the interest of national security however I can say it will be able to counter those who encroach our Nystatiszna territories.”
Pengu Jr.
“Our listeners of course understand that it has to be a secret but surely you give something to us.”
Hagen
“Well, I can promise once we get it running. We share everything we possibly can however due to the international community working against our nation we have to keep a top level of secretly.”
a few moments of dead air, a short cough
Pengu Jr.
“When can we start seeing our lasses in uniform?”
Hagen
“Well we’re working as fast as we can. With the recent unjust sanctions and the illegal Kurkian blockade it’s adding a level of complexity to the situation. As of now we’re currently using mercenaries to make up our short fall of military power.”
Pengu Jr.
“That’s all the time we have today, stay tune for tonight hockey game Whales vs Frozen-Cats!”