Prussian National News Network
“Breaking News. All around the World, these “zombies” are coming from no where. We have no idea what is going on, so we’re going live to Tom. Tom, you’re on”
“Oh God! What are these things! Mary!!! IS THAT YOU??? AHHHHHHHH-----”
“It seems we have lost Tom, perhaps permanently. The government has informed us they are attempting to research a cure right now. We shall stay with you until the end. May the Lord have mercy on our souls.”
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“ATTENTION. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY MESSAGE FROM THE KAISER HIMSELF.”
“Comrades, we have come under attack. It appears those filthy North Pacificans were playing with the Lords creations and somehow fucked up. I urge all to stay calm and —one second.” pulls out pistol and shoots oncoming zombie.
“Sorry about that. But yeah, stay calm and shoot zombies in the head. Its effective. So Say Us All and Alas Babylon.”
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