The question is, why would I want to disclose that? Are you a Russian spy from the South Pacific or something?
Does TSP have strong Russian links?
Does it? Who knows? The East Pacific couldn’t have any Russian spies, could it?
((I don’t mean any offence to Russians, right?))
Did you check their boots for snow?
Doing that would be suspicious, don’t you believe?
What is suspicious about glancing at someones footwear?
The fact that you’re checking it for inspection?
May we alter the course of this conversation?
Where would you like to go?
Geography, maybe? Unless you’d like to discuss something else?
You ever wonder where Sandy Island is?
Should I have heard of it?
Rather, should we have heard of it?
Why am I here?
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Why am I here?
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Why are any of us here?
Why? Why ask?
Every morning as become aware of the previous night’s events, I channel Dorothy Parker and ask, “What fresh hell is this?”
Why are you stripey?
Why wouldn’t he/she/it/they be?