Why do you ask?
Do I want to know anything?
Did I forget something?
What were you doing before you came out?
Why was I born?
Or was I born?
Why do you suggest you might not have been born?
Well, isn’t confusing yourself fun?
Is it possible to be so witty that you miss your own joke?
Is it possible to drink a gallon of eggnog without [GROSS]ing?
Where can I get a gallon of eggnog for experimental purposes?
What a good question?]!
Can you provide a good answer?
How could I?
Are you claiming it’s impossible?
How would such an inquiry be feasible in our current state of affairs?
To which particular affairs are you referring?
Are not Game Room affairs of the utmost triviality, and therefore the affairs of discussion?
Were we discussing something?
Did you miss the request for eggnog?
We had eggnog?