Repeal the SOM

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BELIEVING the SOM has stood for long enough.

DEMANDING that the SOM be given some time to sit down after their decade long service.

HOPING that Bachtendekuppen and the Provost can cover the SOM’s shift during its time off.

HEREBY REPEALS THE SOM

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pls opinion

ACKNOWLEDING this is a proposal

DECIDING to not care

DECLINING the request for comment

HEREBY uses his Bear claws and shreds the proposal

SEEING how this is dumb
YEETING this out the window
“RESIGNING” from my position so that I never have to deal with this kinda shat again
ACKNOWLEDGING the main message in A Series of Unfortunate Events, which is to “look away”