[ROLL CALL] August 2025 Roll Call

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Have you ever played Goo Goo Babies Magisterium Roll Call with your life on the line?!?!

Anyways, you know the rules. Sorry for not doing one of these for like 3 months. There’s been a lot of Magisterial business. They’re really giving me the business.

INFORMATION

This duty is bestowed upon the Provost by the Standing Orders of the Magisterium, which states:

Standing Orders of the Magisterium, Section 5.9

…5.9. The Provost may hold a roll call and require that Magisters respond within 7 days to confirm their activity.

Please include the following information in your Roll Call response post:

  • Your name
  • Your TEP resident nation
  • Your WA status
  • Your best witticisms
    • Yes, this is mandatory.
IMPORTANT

This Roll Call will be open for a period of 7 days (168 hours) beginning at 2025-08-06T00:13:00Z and ending at 2025-08-13T00:13:00Z.
Magisters who fail to respond will be subject to suspension.

P.S. can we get a Roll Call tag please (@ forum techs)

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Zukchiva x4

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FollyRedVixen

TEP/WA in signature

We must impeach AC for failing to perform his Provostial duties (this is a joke please don’t fire me)

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Ladona
Ladonatalacton
WA Member (Ladonatalacton)
“You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn’t that long ago we were swept away by the Macarena.” - Jon Stewart

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TEPWA: ArenaC

“Radar alert! Radar alert! Provost signal detected!”

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My answer to three of the four questions is Aivintis. For the fourth, I’d like to publicly admit that I have no idea what a witticism is and I’m too lazy to google it.

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Lucklife
Lucklife
EPSA

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

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Name: Cretox
Resident nation: Cretox State
WA: Ditto

baby provost dodododododo
mommy provost dodododododo
daddy provost dodododododo
grandma provost dodododododo
grandpa provost dodododododo
let’s go do a roll call dodododododo
it’s a recall motion dodododododo
deny deny deny dodododododo
it’s the end dodododododo

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  • Sammy
  • New Leganes
  • New Leganes
  • slfjfljskskfks
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GioSivo
Pledonia

I RESPONDED TO IT, WHAT NOW PROVOST

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  • Your name: Art
  • Your TEP resident nation: Sokala
  • Your WA status: Sokala
  • Your best witticisms: No
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Your name: Domais
Your TEP resident nation: New Domais
Your WA status: Waiver (Domais)

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CyberiumShadow
Cyberstrom
EPSA / Cyberstrom

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yes

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Asendavia x3

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.

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Virgolia Virgolia yes Virgolia Virgolia Virgolia Virgolia Virgolia Virgolia Virgolia Virgolia Virgolia Virgolia Virgolia Virgolia Virgolia Virgolia Virgolia Virgolia Virgolia Virgolia Virgolia

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Marrabuk present

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burgerkingfootlettuce

Estande

Estande

Estande

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August 2025 Roll Call

RESPONDING (17):

  • A mean old man
  • AC
  • Art/Sokala*
  • Asendavia
  • burgerkingfootlettuce†
  • Cretox
  • CyberiumShadow
  • Domais
  • GioSivo
  • Ladona
  • Lucklife
  • Mangegneithe
  • Marrabuk*†
  • Sammy23
  • Vixen
  • Virgolia
  • Zukchiva

WAIVED (2):

  • Arleat (LOA)
  • Atrocha (recent admission)

THE FOLLOWING ARE HEREBY SUSPENDED FROM THE MAGISTERIUM (6):

  • Acronis
  • Lime3000
  • Lointland
  • McStooley
  • Tommo

* Unsuspended with response to roll call.
† Responded late, but since roll call wasn’t technically closed it still counts (I’d be a hypocrite otherwise).

THIS CERTIFIED by the Office of the Provost, August 14th, 2025.