[ROLL CALL] December 2025 Roll Call

6th and final Roll Call of 2025.

It’s been…hectic, to say the least, and I understand if a lot of us have put legislative affairs on the backburner. Hopefully, with everything said and done now, we can finally get back to what’s important: the betterment of the East Pacific. That starts with today’s Roll Call.

INFORMATION

This duty is bestowed upon the Provost by the Standing Orders of the Magisterium, which states:

Standing Orders of the Magisterium, Section 5.9

…5.9. The Provost may hold a roll call and require that Magisters respond within 7 days to confirm their activity.

Please include the following information in your Roll Call response post:

  • Your name
  • Your TEP resident nation
  • Your WA status
  • Your best witticisms
    • Yes, this is mandatory.
IMPORTANT

This Roll Call will be open for a period of 7 days (168 hours) beginning at 2025-12-01T22:39:00Z and ending at 2025-12-08T22:39:00Z.
Magisters who fail to respond will be subject to suspension.

zukchiva
zukchiva
zukchiva

skibbidebopbeep

I am Ernest Drake of TEP resident nation “Hemogard”, and my World Assembly status is listed as “EPSA”.

“Who doesn’t have a head, must have feet.”

  1. I’m Dead
  2. American-cascadia
  3. American-cascadia
  4. “The rocks are quiet because the trees are listening”

Ladona
Ladonatalacton
WA Member
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell.

Sammy23
New Leganes
Wdym “WA status” I’m the GV lmao legally tied to this godforsaken place

No, this is not mandatory.

  • Rudak
  • Rudastan
  • EPSA
  • :duck:

burgerkingfootlettuce

Estande

Estande

Hi.

GioSivo
Pledonia
Pledonia

is this loss

Lucklife
Lucklife
EPSA
Im Anim3

Lionsroar

Lionsroar

EPSA

“In real life, I can assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.”

Merlovich

Merlovich

Merlovich

You couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery

Lime30k

Jakun

EPSA

idk

Your name: Domais

Your TEP resident nation: New Domais

Your WA status: Waiver

Krill6034

krillopia

krillopia

shrimply unkrillable

Cyberstrom
Cyberstrom
Cyberstrom/EPSA
Buzzer beater

The problem is that I couldn’t come up with a witticism funny enough to put down, and I promptly forgot to actually say something in here.

Name: AC
TEPWA: ArenaC

whoopsies!


December 2025 Roll Call

RESPONDING (17):

  • AC †
  • American-Cascadia
  • Cretox †
  • CyberiumShadow
  • Domais
  • Ernest Drake
  • Estande / burgerkingfootlettuce
  • GioSivo
  • Krill
  • Ladonatalacton
  • Lime30k
  • Lucklife
  • Merlovich
  • Rudak
  • Sammy23
  • Ulmer
  • Zukchiva

THE FOLLOWING ARE HEREBY SUSPENDED FROM THE MAGISTERIUM (6):

  • Arleat
  • Art_Sokala
  • Mangegneithe
  • McStooley
  • Tommo / Cappedore
  • Virgolia

† Responded late - reported directly to Provost on the matter. (Or, in AC’s case, was the Provost. Oops.)

THIS CERTIFIED by the Office of the Provost, December 9th, 2025.