Nobody does Roll Calls like I do Roll Calls. I do the best Roll Calls. By the way, did I mention we’re doing a Roll Call?
INFORMATION
This duty is bestowed upon the Provost by the Standing Orders of the Magisterium (and deferred to Deputies by the Provost*), which states:
Standing Orders of the Magisterium, Section 8.1 and derivatives
…8.1. The Provost may hold a roll call and require that Magisters respond within 1 week to confirm their activity
…8.1.1. Any Magister not responding to a roll call can be suspended by the Provost, Deputy Provost, or removed by a majority vote of the responding Magisters.
…8.1.2. Any Magister who has informed the Magisterium of their absence shall be exempt to this rule, as long as the roll call is within the time frame of inactivity as stated by the Magister.
Please include the following information in your Roll Call response post:
Your name
Your TEP resident nation
Your WA status
Your best witticisms
The most important part of these Roll Calls. If you can’t crack a few jokes, what’s the point?
IMPORTANT
This Roll Call will be open for a period of 7 days (168 hours) beginning at 2025-02-25T03:40:00Z and ending at 2025-03-04T03:40:00Z. Magisters who fail to respond will be subject to suspension.
“Come NerevAC, friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the Conk and Acouplakhan, and bring WAthgard, I have need of it. Come to the Conk chamber, I wait for you there, where we last met, countless ages ago. Come to me through fire and war, I welcome you! Welcome Magis-and-Ster, I have prepared a place for you! Come, bring WAthgard to the Conk chamber, together, let us free the cursed false Delegates! Welcome NerevAC, together we shall speak for the law and the land and drive the mongrel dogs of the Empire from The East Pacific! Is this how you honor the NLO’s house and the coup unmourned? Come to me openly, and not by stealth. Dagoth AMOM welcomes you NerevAC, my old friend… but to this place where destiny is made, why have you come unprepared? Welcome, Magis-and-Ster, to this place where YOUR destiny is made. What a fool you are, I’m a Vizier! How can you kill a Vizier? What a grand and intoxicating innocence! How could you be so naive? There is no escape, no recall or intervention can work in this place! Come! Lay down your weapons! It is not too late for my mercy.”