Monthly Roll Call time. You know how to do it, and I expect it gets done right.
Would especially recommend if you’re currently on the list of suspended Magisters.
INFORMATION
This duty is bestowed upon the Provost by the Standing Orders of the Magisterium, which states:
Standing Orders of the Magisterium, Section 8.1 and derivatives
…8.1. The Provost may hold a roll call and require that Magisters respond within 1 week to confirm their activity.
…8.1.1. Any Magister not responding to a roll call can be suspended by the Provost, Deputy Provost, or removed by a majority vote of the responding Magisters.
…8.1.2. Any Magister who has informed the Magisterium of their absence shall be exempt to this rule, as long as the roll call is within the time frame of inactivity as stated by the Magister.
Please include the following information in your Roll Call response post:
Your name
Your TEP resident nation
Your WA status
Your best witticisms
Yes, this is mandatory.
IMPORTANT
This Roll Call will be open for a period of 7 days (168 hours) beginning at 2025-05-04T00:45:00Z and ending at 2025-05-11T00:45:00Z. Magisters who fail to respond will be subject to suspension.
The “WOKE LIBERALS” will try and tell you that I’m doing too many roll calls. They’ll say, “Mr. Provost, you’re doing too many, please stop! We Magisters cannot breathe in the Roll Call air!”
I tell you, Ameastpacifica, it’s not enough roll calls! Not enough! If there were no such things as Checks & Balances and the Concordat, I’d be doing many, much, more roll calls! All of the roll calls! I’d be the Rollingest Caller in all of the GCRs! The West Pacific would look at me and say, “who is this guy?” L*ne W*lves Unit*d would look at me and say, “who the FUCK is this guy?” But the Alstroemerian Commonwealths - they will cheer. They know how the game is played. I like those people. But not as much as the East Pacific. Mainly because they stole my name from me. You know how I get when someone says “AC” and I come running in and they say “Oh, I meant the Alstromerian Commonwealths?” Yeah. I can be particularly ANAL (Anime Nations Against Liberals, for those not in the know) about this sort of thing. As much as I love talking politics, this is no time for ranting and raving about foreign affairs. That’s for the Delegate’s Cabinet of that name, and they know more than I do. What I care about is within the walls of this chamber - especially when my Deputies are watching. They, too, will not only know the game - they will master it. Mastery of the game is important to ascending to the Office of the Provost. You must master The Game. And you, my friend, you reading this: you have lost The Game.
Not funny I didn’t laugh. Your joke is so bad 1 would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn’t even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I’m not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this isjust bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You’ve single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I’m so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You’re lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text booksso future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you’ve waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there’s nobody to blame but you. I hope you’re happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
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