May 10, 2020 2200 Hours
“Hail Comrade-Soldiers! Today I am pleased to announce to you the conclusion to our first GENERAL election, excuse my little joke, has concluded with our Grand Marshal Nathaniel O’Fahr succeeding in winning 150 of the 250 available general assembly seats for the Unity Party. The Grand Marshal has announced a bold new plan to bring Our Republic up to the full industrial power of the other nations of the world in only 5 years. I for one am confident in his ability to bring Our Great and most Secular Republic into the sun! Secondly the adorable young war hero Mary Mckinley and her fellow Child-Comrades in the Innocence Party. These little scamps want to set up services to help our nations Underage Comrade-Veterans ‘Regain their Innocence’. They managed to get 50 Centurions elected and i hope we see more of them in the future. Sigh I would be remiss in my duties as a Newscaster Corporal if i didn’t mention Spadlin O’Perre and his ‘Radical Party’. This Party has been influenced by literature outside of Father Meaghar’s Path To Unity regarding nuances of class that have not yet been demonstrated to exist within Meagharia. Thats the news for tonight! I’m Shannon O’Ratigan, Hail Our Great and Most Secular Republic and All Hail The General Staff!”
May 19, 2020 1900 Hours
“Hail Comrade-Soldiers! Today I am pleased to announce that the rebuilding of Our Great and Most Secular Republic already seems to be destined for a historic success, with two other Great Nations helping us to succeed! To start the Kingdom of Tretrid has seen Our Great and Most Secular Republic’s obvious potential and has chosen to fund a program called the Meagharian Development Program or the MDP to assist with Grand Marshal O’Fahr’s 5 year effort! They will do this by investing in our economy and assisting in rebuilding the most important industries. In other news the Hilarious King Eldras of Alksearia has established the King Eldras Foundation to help our Comrade-Soldiers recover from the horrors inflicted upon them by the Theist Dogs by sending psychiatrists to help diminish Shell Shock. While Alksearia is unfortunately tolerant of Theism they have put in measures to ensure that this will not influence our Comrade-Soldiers. This program has received praise from the intelligent and adorable Mary Mckinley who said of the program ‘This is an important step towards healing the psychological issues that have been caused by our nations bloody history.’ Isn’t she cute? Predictably these programs were opposed by the…unruly… Centurion Spadlin O’Perre who said ‘These programs are nothing but Imperialist Tricks by theists exactly like the ones that we spent 40 years shedding blood sweat and tears fighting’. Clearly someone has some…interesting views on how a nation is supposed to rebuild. Anyway, Thats the news for tonight! I’m Shannon O’Ratigan, Hail Our Great and Most Secular Republic and All Hail The General Staff!”