Strife in TEP

After recent events, with an endless number of people complaining against each other, against the weather, against the pink forum, against the RP, against the number of administrators, against the complaints, against the against, against MSN conversations, against MSN, against people who use MSN too often, against people who never use MSN, against people who use MSN averagely…

…well, I’ve decided that the current amount of drama and strife in TEP is so high that if we increase it just a bit more, the gauge will probably make a full circle and, according to the well-known LAW OF THE OPPOSITES (*), the two extremes (which are NO STRIFE AT ALL and UBER STRIFE) will touch. This has a 99.99% chance to zero the global strife and make peace and love reign forever inside TEP (**).

Consequently, I’ve decided to file endless complaints abouyt anyone. Angry replies and/or counter-claims will start endless and pointless discussions. Angriness will rule supreme… and we’ll be there. KABOOM.

My initial complaints are as follows:[ul]
[li]Kangarawa is mean as she called me “silly” on MSN
[li]Terasu is awful as he talks me about robofrogs without showing me any picture of them. Moreover, he has just called me “silly” on MSN, too. Double complaint.
[li]Todd is so bad as he suddenly disappeared from our MSN conversation without saying goodbye.
[li]Kandarin is ebil. No need to add anything else
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(*) According to the LAW OF THE OPPOSITES, if you go on proceeding on a straight line, sooner or later you’ll come back to the starting point, as the concept of INFINITE is a bullshit. Please check Volume C76J, shelf B42 in the Deepest and Creepiest Library of Malev for more details.
(**) In the remaining 0.01%, the universe will implode.

Rez, one day you made a remark about foxes and it was in bad taste. This was six months ago BUT I STILL REMEMBER IT!!! sobs

And Shaw superglued FLOWERS to my HEAD!! I suddenly feel the need to be around potting soil. This is bad news!

((I know there is a lot of drama / hard feelings / backtalking / anger / MSN stuff / attacks / etc going on, but I’m with Rez - I’d rather joke about it than feel down about it))

chortles

I AM mean and you are silly!

As for Terasu, he’s not even mentioned robofrogs to me … that makes him a bad person. :frowning:

Oh! Oh! I want to jump on the bandwagon of hatred, too!

Todd falsely accused me of gluing flowers to his head! His a liar and… and… and now his head smells like flowers!

I don’t recall at the moment who actually did put flowers on your head, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t me, I was baking cookies.

And while I’m at it… Look out! A Robofrog!!

http://rookery1.viary.com/storagev12/537000/537357_c3e4_sqr.jpg

And there you have it … you didn’t even offer to SHARE your cookies!

Nothing but a bunch of meanies. :frowning:

I’m hereby requesting the immediate ban of Ridann from this forum because he has so many skulls in his flag and his signature. They’re scary. I blame Ridann for not being able to sleep well at night!

Kangarawa sounds too much like kangaroo … and I find that offensive. Is there some way to have her tarred and feathered?

And it wasn’t super glue, Todd … it was roo glue (made from rendered roo starches). And those weren’t flowers, they were Fridge Owl Air fresheners … because “someone” keeps standing in the fridge with the door open while he looks for other people’s food to eat. And Kandarin is the one who said to “freshen him up”.

Personally, I am against being against being against. It sounds too … cylindrical.

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Kangarawa sounds too much like kangaroo … and I find that offensive.  Is there some way to have her tarred and feathered?

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Already been done … and I sport my feathers with great pride! :smiley:

Wonder if this explains my urge to hunt for worms? Slimy critters, those. :frowning:

This thread is stupid. I hate you all.

ITT: my face.

You’re scary … :ph43r: