TEP v. AMOM

The Magisterium Clown Town Magisterium
1

I hereby proclaim the openeing of

TEP v. AMOM

I open this trial with a reminder to all- this is NOT a serious trial and the offences we are speaking of are NOT serious. That said, the Presiding Arbiter, Fedele, will tolerate all unsolicited comments from the public and frivolous behavior of the parties involved. I encourage all to read over the Trial Process as in the Standing Orders of Clowncave, as this help you to understand the procedures being followed here.
Date for Trial: Now to Whenever

The Standing Orders of the Clownclave on Trial Procedures
(c) Trial

The Parties
PRESIDING ARBITER
Fedele
PROSECUTION
SirShadow, Clowntown Resident

DEFENSE
AMOM, Clowntown Mayor

The listed parties shall have 7200000000 hours from the opening of this trial to declare their presence.

Parties will refrain from posting any evidence, argument, or testimony.

2

I plead guilty to everything I have ever been accused of and will accept the great and terrible punishment of infinite power and responsibility. I concede a lack of remorse for anything I have done and will commit to doing it all again and again and again until my dying breath.

3

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I plead guilty to everything I have ever been accused of and will accept the great and terrible punishment of infinite power and responsibility. I concede a lack of remorse for anything I have done and will commit to doing it all again and again and again until my dying breath.

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The Court hereby rules in honor of AMOM; final verdict: based.