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Brandon Dinardeau
Carbonis Complex
Sector 0000
Mahanoy, The Elite Empire
Objective
Hardened Elite Empire ex-Elite seeking employment in government infiltration and international subversion.
Experience
Multi-national government infiltration and subversion
Prison-style ass raping
Information extraction
Opposition elimination
International affairs- sleeps with commanding military officers when drunk
Organizations
Mahanoys Shadow Government
Ex-Elite
Volunteer Work
Cultural diversity- infiltrates and subverts all people of any culture without discrimination
Humanitarian aid- gives money to poor and struggling nations with the intention to subvert them
AIDS research funding and awareness for reasons that will be discussed upon interview
References
DANTE- deceased
General Novac- upon request
General Diehl- upon request
Selvala McEva
Traveling over the seas of The East Pacific
Destined to The Elite Empire
Objective To get the hell out of prison and resume impacting the world.
Experience Major world-class bitch
Eradicated millions of people for the sake of peace
Played the species’ card like it is going out of style
Good at telling people what to do
Skilled at using hairpins as a weapon
Organizations Former Vekaiyun Ler Commodore
Former Vekaiyun Premiere
Currently trial a member of the Mahanionian Prisoner Castration Welcoming Committee
Volunteer Work Peace Activist - will actively kill anyone who opposes what is really right
Intellectual Guide - knows what is really right. Will gladly advise anyone about the right way to go about things
Species Rights Spokesperson - will not hesitate to explain the benefits of a diverse world.
Regularly volunteers in genocidal exercises with the purpose of blaming others on it.
References Max Venavle - deceased
Todd Leyuski - deceased
Ehjy Nimous - if he isn’t dead yet, he will be once that moron Ikrisia causes more trouble.