TEP's Employment Agency

Now open for business! TEP’s employment agency helps skilled and unskilled persons seeking employment. Whether you are looking for a casual part-time job or a serious full-time position, TEP’s employment agency can help you!

To apply, please submit your resume below and we will work with you and TEP’s many employers to find the job that best suits you!

Angela Veialli

Brandon Dinardeau
Carbonis Complex
Sector 0000
Mahanoy, The Elite Empire

Objective
• Hardened Elite Empire ex-Elite seeking employment in government infiltration and international subversion.

Experience
• Multi-national government infiltration and subversion
• Prison-style ass raping
• Information extraction
• Opposition elimination
• International affairs- sleeps with commanding military officers when drunk

Organizations
• Mahanoy’s Shadow Government
• Ex-Elite

Volunteer Work
• Cultural diversity- infiltrates and subverts all people of any culture without discrimination
• Humanitarian aid- gives money to poor and struggling nations with the intention to subvert them
• AIDS research funding and awareness for reasons that will be discussed upon interview

References
• DANTE- deceased
• General Novac- upon request
• General Diehl- upon request

Cassandra Phillips3444 Atlas Street, Elyse City
Overholt District
Union Republic Of Allegheny

Objective

  • Veteran Supreme Commander General looking for new command position in more modern military.

Experience

  • Long and detailed field command experience.
  • Multi-takser.
  • Scorched earth tactics.
  • Thorough understanding of weapons systems and their uses.
  • Revolver marksman champion 2009.
  • Spec Ops team leader - 1999-2001
  • International affairs - Easy when drunk.

Organizations

  • Special Operations Unit - 1989-2003.
  • Union Republic Armed Forces - 2003-
  • Daughters of Elyse City.
  • Alleghenian War Veterans Association.

Volunteer Work and Organizations

  • Elyse City Neighborhood Watch.
  • Alleghenian Eugenics Lobby - Burden us not with your chaff.
  • Conservatives against Communism - Who else will stop the God hating socialists?!

References

  • Allen Gordon - Upon Request
  • Colonel Robert Vanders Ret. - Upon Request
  • Commander General David Shepherd - Upon Request

Henry Bartholomew Frapp
Whereabouts unknown
British Grand Pacific

Objective[ul]
[li]Former Commonwealth Marine, bewitched by the wilds of Blackbrier & Lemolo, seeks new frontiers to conquer and new peoples to subjugate.
[/li][/ul]Experience[ul]
[li]Amphibious assault & combined arms task forces
[li]Rifle Expert (2nd award)
[li]Expert guide & survivalist
[li]Accomplished Pianist
[li]15 years teaching the other ways to skin a cat
[/li][/ul]Organizations[ul]
[li]Commonwealth Marines (ret.) 1972-1998
[li]Office of Cryptid Affairs 1998-2001
[/li][/ul]Volunteer Work[ul]
[li]Hillsboro Dog Catcher 2001-2003
[li]Burnside Soup Kitchen 2001-2003
[li]Community Service (120 hours) 2003-2004
[/li][/ul]References[ul]
[li]Michaela Frapp (ex-wife)
[li]Rachel Jacobs (Hillsboro ASPCA)
[li]Brigadier Tobias Watts (CO, Commonwealth Marines ret.)
[/li][/ul]

Selvala McEva
Traveling over the seas of The East Pacific
Destined to The Elite Empire

Objective• To get the hell out of prison and resume impacting the world.

Experience• Major world-class bitch
• Eradicated millions of people for the sake of peace
• Played the species’ card like it is going out of style
• Good at telling people what to do
• Skilled at using hairpins as a weapon

Organizations• Former Vekaiyun Ler Commodore
• Former Vekaiyun Premiere
• Currently trial a member of the Mahanionian Prisoner Castration Welcoming Committee

Volunteer Work• Peace Activist - will actively kill anyone who opposes what is really right
• Intellectual Guide - knows what is really right. Will gladly advise anyone about the right way to go about things
• Species Rights Spokesperson - will not hesitate to explain the benefits of a diverse world.
• Regularly volunteers in genocidal exercises with the purpose of blaming others on it.

References• Max Venavle - deceased
• Todd Leyuski - deceased
• Ehjy Nimous - if he isn’t dead yet, he will be once that moron Ikrisia causes more trouble.

Michael Salgado
Rm 7 233 Sayabahos Blvd.
Liyajo City, GS 1001-2

Objective

  • Place of work, minimum wage, part or full time.

Experience

  • The basic operations of a fast food restaurant.
  • Supermarket cashier.
  • Capturing and relocating Fridge Owls without injury and property damage.
  • 2 years as a freelance journalist.
  • 3 years writing for a major newspaper.
  • 3 years dealing with that jerk two cubicles down.
  • 3 years GONE because of misfortune.

Organizations

  • McDonalds on 15th Street, Dalka, GS
  • Silsan Mart on West Corsas Street, Dalka, GS
  • Gessen State Animal Services
  • The Dalkan Post

Volunteer Work

  • Hospital Volunteer work, St. Anne Memorial Hospital
  • Feeding the poor at the Homeless Shelter on 12th Ave, Dalka, GS

References

  • Bill Sunogi - Upon Request
  • Larry Desil - Upon Request
  • Raen Jimenez - Upon Request
  • T.J. 2 Cubicles Down - Don’t talk to him! You’re life will be ruined forever!