-Printed and Distributed From Drop’d’derp Center, Longhand Lane, Dropdatderp-
12/27/2016 A.D. — Issue #0
Introduction to the Alms
The Atlantian Alms is a Mexregiona-based newsletter specifically tailored to the international newscast of the Urthly continent of Atlantia. Unlike most newspapers, advice and news from other countries around the continent, and even the world itself, may be used in the paper, although most of it will be printed by the government-funded offices that have been set up in Dropdatderp, capital and largest city in the United States of Mexregiona. Unlike previous endeavors in newscast from the USM, the Alms will be sent out regularly, as in, at the longest, every 7 (seven) days. We, the editors of the Alms, wish for this knowledge-flooded pamphlet to be in continuous use for as long as possible. We will strive to give viewers the most up-to-date and relevant news there is to offer, and do so with no mindset of monetary gain; this is a non-profit office, therefore, it would be ghastly and hypocritical to ask or bribe money from loyal readers. So, in conclusion, look forward for a truly spectacular broadcast of data, statistics, and more from The Atlantian Alms.
The first official issue of The Atlantian Alms is to be sent out tomorrow, December 28th, 2016 A.D.