The Deledark: The Cabal's Puppeteer

You may have heard a few mussings from the shadows that there is a secret cabal. Well, today, I come to show that we are no longer going to remain a secret.

As the Deledark, I wish to shine our light darkness upon The East Pacific. It is time for the Moon to rise and to shine Her light upon the East.

Hear the enchanting song of promises of power and control dance upon your ears. Hear the siren song pull you into TEP. Let the Cabal enchant you, enthrall you, consume you. There is no TEP without the Cabal. We are the Ones Who Puppet. Join us to watch our favorite sport of hockey as we spread our tendrils of power across NS.

Glory to the East! Glory to the Cabal!

What if I insert Luigi’s Mansion flashlight here?

Genuinely, though… is this fr or is this a joke? And if it’s genuine, what do you primarily hope to do?

Operative Deledark, are the crab pots ready? You know what they are for. Glory to the East.

Ha, gfoolish mortal. I have transcended light. I cannot be defeated by light.

This camapign is as serious as you want to take it. If actually elected, id keep a tight ship with FA, and largely keep everything roughly the same. Maybe with more hockey though. And maybe with more Moonlight

The crab pots have landed. Awaiting Eagle’s command

Eagle 1 here. Launch the crab pots.

Eagle-1???
[Helldivers intensifies]

what are your plans for culture?