The Deledark: the Rise of Hockey

The Conclave Delegate Election
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND ALL MY NONBINARY FOLK,

I come to announce my run for Delegacy to bring the god’s gift to us to us all: Hockey.

THAT’S RIGHT! this election cycle, we are right in the heart of Hockey Season which means we must PRAISE THE HOCKEY GODS! We will see the Philadelphia Flyers have an actually good season this year! We will see the Boston Bruins blow the the best win record of the NHL League in the first round of the playoffs. TEP will be chanting for NHL Supremacy.

I am the best candidate, please vote 4 me for Hockey Supremacy

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Will you drain the swamp?

Will you declare war on the Pacifics?

Will you make TEP gay again?

And is pineapple acceptable on pizza?

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  1. I will make the swamp an ice rink and play hockey in it

  2. The Pacifics are now ice rinks.

  3. TEP will be super gay, and proclaim hockey supremacy

  4. Fuck pineapple on pizza