The East Pacific Official "Pity List"

Space_Nurse · June 25, 2007, 4:39am

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.
Windows Vista for getting most of its “innovative” features from Mac OS X.
Italy, for having it’s football suspended.
France, for getting beaten by Italy in the World Cup… in a PK shootout.
Europe, for going from 1st to 3rd in terms of the most powerful continents (GJ USA, Canada, India, and China, btw).
Bernard Matthews, for having caught bird flu and losing so many customers.
Central Floridian rednecks for being hit by a tornado… again.
People not on the dole, for wasting their lives.
The cast and crew of the film Eragon for destroying what was actually a rather fun book.
People who think WWE is real.
I pity myself for forgetting the PW to Space Nurse and having to use my Admin powers to reacquire it.

Naivetry · October 29, 2007, 12:03am

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.
Windows Vista for getting most of its “innovative” features from Mac OS X.
Italy, for having it’s football suspended.
France, for getting beaten by Italy in the World Cup… in a PK shootout.
Europe, for going from 1st to 3rd in terms of the most powerful continents (GJ USA, Canada, India, and China, btw).
Bernard Matthews, for having caught bird flu and losing so many customers.
Central Floridian rednecks for being hit by a tornado… again.
People not on the dole, for wasting their lives.
The cast and crew of the film Eragon for destroying what was actually a rather fun book.
People who think WWE is real.
I [Space Nurse] pity myself for forgetting the PW to Space Nurse and having to use my Admin powers to reacquire it.
People whose dinner every night comes from a box or a can.

Infinite_Loop · October 29, 2007, 1:52am

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.
Windows Vista for getting most of its “innovative” features from Mac OS X.
Italy, for having it’s football suspended.
France, for getting beaten by Italy in the World Cup… in a PK shootout.
Europe, for going from 1st to 3rd in terms of the most powerful continents (GJ USA, Canada, India, and China, btw).
Bernard Matthews, for having caught bird flu and losing so many customers.
Central Floridian rednecks for being hit by a tornado… again.
People not on the dole, for wasting their lives.
The cast and crew of the film Eragon for destroying what was actually a rather fun book.
People who think WWE is real.
I [Space Nurse] pity myself for forgetting the PW to Space Nurse and having to use my Admin powers to reacquire it.
People whose dinner every night comes from a box or a can.
Myself for taking so long to switch to Dvorak.

Darkesia · February 7, 2008, 11:55pm

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.
Windows Vista for getting most of its “innovative” features from Mac OS X.
Italy, for having it’s football suspended.
France, for getting beaten by Italy in the World Cup… in a PK shootout.
Europe, for going from 1st to 3rd in terms of the most powerful continents (GJ USA, Canada, India, and China, btw).
Bernard Matthews, for having caught bird flu and losing so many customers.
Central Floridian rednecks for being hit by a tornado… again.
People not on the dole, for wasting their lives.
The cast and crew of the film Eragon for destroying what was actually a rather fun book.
People who think WWE is real.
I [Space Nurse] pity myself for forgetting the PW to Space Nurse and having to use my Admin powers to reacquire it.
People whose dinner every night comes from a box or a can.
Myself for taking so long to switch to Dvorak.
This thread for having been left alone and unused for so long.

Kangarawa · August 31, 2008, 2:19am

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.
Windows Vista for getting most of its “innovative” features from Mac OS X.
Italy, for having it’s football suspended.
France, for getting beaten by Italy in the World Cup… in a PK shootout.
Europe, for going from 1st to 3rd in terms of the most powerful continents (GJ USA, Canada, India, and China, btw).
Bernard Matthews, for having caught bird flu and losing so many customers.
Central Floridian rednecks for being hit by a tornado… again.
People not on the dole, for wasting their lives.
The cast and crew of the film Eragon for destroying what was actually a rather fun book.
People who think WWE is real.
I [Space Nurse] pity myself for forgetting the PW to Space Nurse and having to use my Admin powers to reacquire it.
People whose dinner every night comes from a box or a can.
Myself for taking so long to switch to Dvorak.
This thread for having been left alone and unused for so long.
Me … for being out of wine!!!

Infinite_Loop · October 7, 2008, 2:05am

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.
Windows Vista for getting most of its “innovative” features from Mac OS X.
Italy, for having it’s football suspended.
France, for getting beaten by Italy in the World Cup… in a PK shootout.
Europe, for going from 1st to 3rd in terms of the most powerful continents (GJ USA, Canada, India, and China, btw).
Bernard Matthews, for having caught bird flu and losing so many customers.
Central Floridian rednecks for being hit by a tornado… again.
People not on the dole, for wasting their lives.
The cast and crew of the film Eragon for destroying what was actually a rather fun book.
People who think WWE is real.
I [Space Nurse] pity myself for forgetting the PW to Space Nurse and having to use my Admin powers to reacquire it.
People whose dinner every night comes from a box or a can.
Myself for taking so long to switch to Dvorak.
This thread for having been left alone and unused for so long.
Me … for being out of wine!!!
The Empire. for being unoriginal as to steal cues from Francoism, the Gryphons, the Meritorcacy and the ADN.

Todd_McCloud · December 22, 2008, 7:58am

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.
Windows Vista for getting most of its “innovative” features from Mac OS X.
Italy, for having it’s football suspended.
France, for getting beaten by Italy in the World Cup… in a PK shootout.
Europe, for going from 1st to 3rd in terms of the most powerful continents (GJ USA, Canada, India, and China, btw).
Bernard Matthews, for having caught bird flu and losing so many customers.
Central Floridian rednecks for being hit by a tornado… again.
People not on the dole, for wasting their lives.
The cast and crew of the film Eragon for destroying what was actually a rather fun book.
People who think WWE is real.
I [Space Nurse] pity myself for forgetting the PW to Space Nurse and having to use my Admin powers to reacquire it.
People whose dinner every night comes from a box or a can.
Myself for taking so long to switch to Dvorak.
This thread for having been left alone and unused for so long.
Me … for being out of wine!!!
The Empire. for being unoriginal as to steal cues from Francoism, the Gryphons, the Meritorcacy and the ADN.
Anyone who uses the word “irregardless”

Bolshikstan · February 8, 2009, 6:03pm

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.
Windows Vista for getting most of its “innovative” features from Mac OS X.
Italy, for having it’s football suspended.
France, for getting beaten by Italy in the World Cup… in a PK shootout.
Europe, for going from 1st to 3rd in terms of the most powerful continents (GJ USA, Canada, India, and China, btw).
Bernard Matthews, for having caught bird flu and losing so many customers.
Central Floridian rednecks for being hit by a tornado… again.
People not on the dole, for wasting their lives.
The cast and crew of the film Eragon for destroying what was actually a rather fun book.
People who think WWE is real.
I [Space Nurse] pity myself for forgetting the PW to Space Nurse and having to use my Admin powers to reacquire it.
People whose dinner every night comes from a box or a can.
Myself for taking so long to switch to Dvorak.
This thread for having been left alone and unused for so long.
Me … for being out of wine!!!
The Empire. for being unoriginal as to steal cues from Francoism, the Gryphons, the Meritorcacy and the ADN.
Anyone who uses the word “irregardless”
TAO for his marsupial hating ways.

Anglic_Jutland · February 8, 2009, 8:30pm

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.
Windows Vista for getting most of its “innovative” features from Mac OS X.
Italy, for having it’s football suspended.
France, for getting beaten by Italy in the World Cup… in a PK shootout.
Europe, for going from 1st to 3rd in terms of the most powerful continents (GJ USA, Canada, India, and China, btw).
Bernard Matthews, for having caught bird flu and losing so many customers.
Central Floridian rednecks for being hit by a tornado… again.
People not on the dole, for wasting their lives.
The cast and crew of the film Eragon for destroying what was actually a rather fun book.
People who think WWE is real.
I [Space Nurse] pity myself for forgetting the PW to Space Nurse and having to use my Admin powers to reacquire it.
People whose dinner every night comes from a box or a can.
Myself for taking so long to switch to Dvorak.
This thread for having been left alone and unused for so long.
Me … for being out of wine!!!
The Empire. for being unoriginal as to steal cues from Francoism, the Gryphons, the Meritorcacy and the ADN.
Anyone who uses the word “irregardless”
TAO for his marsupial hating ways.

(29) Users of the Mac, for using an overblown and insanely dumbed down product, versus the PC which is only slightly dumbed down.

Todd_McCloud · February 9, 2009, 4:26am

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.
Windows Vista for getting most of its “innovative” features from Mac OS X.
Italy, for having it’s football suspended.
France, for getting beaten by Italy in the World Cup… in a PK shootout.
Europe, for going from 1st to 3rd in terms of the most powerful continents (GJ USA, Canada, India, and China, btw).
Bernard Matthews, for having caught bird flu and losing so many customers.
Central Floridian rednecks for being hit by a tornado… again.
People not on the dole, for wasting their lives.
The cast and crew of the film Eragon for destroying what was actually a rather fun book.
People who think WWE is real.
I [Space Nurse] pity myself for forgetting the PW to Space Nurse and having to use my Admin powers to reacquire it.
People whose dinner every night comes from a box or a can.
Myself for taking so long to switch to Dvorak.
This thread for having been left alone and unused for so long.
Me … for being out of wine!!!
The Empire. for being unoriginal as to steal cues from Francoism, the Gryphons, the Meritorcacy and the ADN.
Anyone who uses the word “irregardless”
TAO for his marsupial hating ways.
Users of the Mac, for using an overblown and insanely dumbed down product, versus the PC which is only slightly dumbed down.
Me, for having an “O” key that I have to punch to use. I hate this old computer…

Infinite_Loop · February 9, 2009, 6:41am

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.
Windows Vista for getting most of its “innovative” features from Mac OS X.
Italy, for having it’s football suspended.
France, for getting beaten by Italy in the World Cup… in a PK shootout.
Europe, for going from 1st to 3rd in terms of the most powerful continents (GJ USA, Canada, India, and China, btw).
Bernard Matthews, for having caught bird flu and losing so many customers.
Central Floridian rednecks for being hit by a tornado… again.
People not on the dole, for wasting their lives.
The cast and crew of the film Eragon for destroying what was actually a rather fun book.
People who think WWE is real.
I [Space Nurse] pity myself for forgetting the PW to Space Nurse and having to use my Admin powers to reacquire it.
People whose dinner every night comes from a box or a can.
Myself for taking so long to switch to Dvorak.
This thread for having been left alone and unused for so long.
Me … for being out of wine!!!
The Empire. for being unoriginal as to steal cues from Francoism, the Gryphons, the Meritorcacy and the ADN.
Anyone who uses the word “irregardless”
TAO for his marsupial hating ways.
Users of the Mac, for using an overblown and insanely dumbed down product, versus the PC which is only slightly dumbed down.
Me, for having an “O” key that I have to punch to use. I hate this old computer…

(31) Apple, for not making a Dvorak Keyboard an option on my new Macbook.

Anglic_Jutland · February 9, 2009, 5:23pm

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.
Windows Vista for getting most of its “innovative” features from Mac OS X.
Italy, for having it’s football suspended.
France, for getting beaten by Italy in the World Cup… in a PK shootout.
Europe, for going from 1st to 3rd in terms of the most powerful continents (GJ USA, Canada, India, and China, btw).
Bernard Matthews, for having caught bird flu and losing so many customers.
Central Floridian rednecks for being hit by a tornado… again.
People not on the dole, for wasting their lives.
The cast and crew of the film Eragon for destroying what was actually a rather fun book.
People who think WWE is real.
I [Space Nurse] pity myself for forgetting the PW to Space Nurse and having to use my Admin powers to reacquire it.
People whose dinner every night comes from a box or a can.
Myself for taking so long to switch to Dvorak.
This thread for having been left alone and unused for so long.
Me … for being out of wine!!!
The Empire. for being unoriginal as to steal cues from Francoism, the Gryphons, the Meritorcacy and the ADN.
Anyone who uses the word “irregardless”
TAO for his marsupial hating ways.
Users of the Mac, for using an overblown and insanely dumbed down product, versus the PC which is only slightly dumbed down.
Me, for having an “O” key that I have to punch to use. I hate this old computer…
The Universe, for allowing us to come into existence.

Terasu · February 9, 2009, 9:38pm

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.
Windows Vista for getting most of its “innovative” features from Mac OS X.
Italy, for having it’s football suspended.
France, for getting beaten by Italy in the World Cup… in a PK shootout.
Europe, for going from 1st to 3rd in terms of the most powerful continents (GJ USA, Canada, India, and China, btw).
Bernard Matthews, for having caught bird flu and losing so many customers.
Central Floridian rednecks for being hit by a tornado… again.
People not on the dole, for wasting their lives.
The cast and crew of the film Eragon for destroying what was actually a rather fun book.
People who think WWE is real.
I [Space Nurse] pity myself for forgetting the PW to Space Nurse and having to use my Admin powers to reacquire it.
People whose dinner every night comes from a box or a can.
Myself for taking so long to switch to Dvorak.
This thread for having been left alone and unused for so long.
Me … for being out of wine!!!
The Empire. for being unoriginal as to steal cues from Francoism, the Gryphons, the Meritorcacy and the ADN.
Anyone who uses the word “irregardless”
TAO for his marsupial hating ways.
Users of the Mac, for using an overblown and insanely dumbed down product, versus the PC which is only slightly dumbed down.
Me, for having an “O” key that I have to punch to use. I hate this old computer…
The Universe, for allowing us to come into existence.
Chuck Norris, it’s not easy being THAT AWESOME.

Anglic_Jutland · February 9, 2009, 9:42pm

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.
Windows Vista for getting most of its “innovative” features from Mac OS X.
Italy, for having it’s football suspended.
France, for getting beaten by Italy in the World Cup… in a PK shootout.
Europe, for going from 1st to 3rd in terms of the most powerful continents (GJ USA, Canada, India, and China, btw).
Bernard Matthews, for having caught bird flu and losing so many customers.
Central Floridian rednecks for being hit by a tornado… again.
People not on the dole, for wasting their lives.
The cast and crew of the film Eragon for destroying what was actually a rather fun book.
People who think WWE is real.
I [Space Nurse] pity myself for forgetting the PW to Space Nurse and having to use my Admin powers to reacquire it.
People whose dinner every night comes from a box or a can.
Myself for taking so long to switch to Dvorak.
This thread for having been left alone and unused for so long.
Me … for being out of wine!!!
The Empire. for being unoriginal as to steal cues from Francoism, the Gryphons, the Meritorcacy and the ADN.
Anyone who uses the word “irregardless”
TAO for his marsupial hating ways.
Users of the Mac, for using an overblown and insanely dumbed down product, versus the PC which is only slightly dumbed down.
Me, for having an “O” key that I have to punch to use. I hate this old computer…
The Universe, for allowing us to come into existence.
Chuck Norris, it’s not easy being THAT AWESOME.
The Elder Things for creating their own demise.

Terasu · February 9, 2009, 9:48pm

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.
Windows Vista for getting most of its “innovative” features from Mac OS X.
Italy, for having it’s football suspended.
France, for getting beaten by Italy in the World Cup… in a PK shootout.
Europe, for going from 1st to 3rd in terms of the most powerful continents (GJ USA, Canada, India, and China, btw).
Bernard Matthews, for having caught bird flu and losing so many customers.
Central Floridian rednecks for being hit by a tornado… again.
People not on the dole, for wasting their lives.
The cast and crew of the film Eragon for destroying what was actually a rather fun book.
People who think WWE is real.
I [Space Nurse] pity myself for forgetting the PW to Space Nurse and having to use my Admin powers to reacquire it.
People whose dinner every night comes from a box or a can.
Myself for taking so long to switch to Dvorak.
This thread for having been left alone and unused for so long.
Me … for being out of wine!!!
The Empire. for being unoriginal as to steal cues from Francoism, the Gryphons, the Meritorcacy and the ADN.
Anyone who uses the word “irregardless”
TAO for his marsupial hating ways.
Users of the Mac, for using an overblown and insanely dumbed down product, versus the PC which is only slightly dumbed down.
Me, for having an “O” key that I have to punch to use. I hate this old computer…
The Universe, for allowing us to come into existence.
Chuck Norris, it’s not easy being THAT AWESOME.
The Elder Things for creating their own demise.
The 48 year old, unemployed, divorced man who destroyed my Cruiser last week on EVE Online.

Cloudous · February 11, 2009, 4:16pm

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.
Windows Vista for getting most of its “innovative” features from Mac OS X.
Italy, for having it’s football suspended.
France, for getting beaten by Italy in the World Cup… in a PK shootout.
Europe, for going from 1st to 3rd in terms of the most powerful continents (GJ USA, Canada, India, and China, btw).
Bernard Matthews, for having caught bird flu and losing so many customers.
Central Floridian rednecks for being hit by a tornado… again.
People not on the dole, for wasting their lives.
The cast and crew of the film Eragon for destroying what was actually a rather fun book.
People who think WWE is real.
I [Space Nurse] pity myself for forgetting the PW to Space Nurse and having to use my Admin powers to reacquire it.
People whose dinner every night comes from a box or a can.
Myself for taking so long to switch to Dvorak.
This thread for having been left alone and unused for so long.
Me … for being out of wine!!!
The Empire. for being unoriginal as to steal cues from Francoism, the Gryphons, the Meritorcacy and the ADN.
Anyone who uses the word “irregardless”
TAO for his marsupial hating ways.
Users of the Mac, for using an overblown and insanely dumbed down product, versus the PC which is only slightly dumbed down.
Me, for having an “O” key that I have to punch to use. I hate this old computer…
The Universe, for allowing us to come into existence.
Chuck Norris, it’s not easy being THAT AWESOME.
The Elder Things for creating their own demise.
The 48 year old, unemployed, divorced man who destroyed my Cruiser last week on EVE Online.
Digimon, for having their glory taken by pokemon

Anglic_Jutland · February 11, 2009, 5:09pm

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.
Windows Vista for getting most of its “innovative” features from Mac OS X.
Italy, for having it’s football suspended.
France, for getting beaten by Italy in the World Cup… in a PK shootout.
Europe, for going from 1st to 3rd in terms of the most powerful continents (GJ USA, Canada, India, and China, btw).
Bernard Matthews, for having caught bird flu and losing so many customers.
Central Floridian rednecks for being hit by a tornado… again.
People not on the dole, for wasting their lives.
The cast and crew of the film Eragon for destroying what was actually a rather fun book.
People who think WWE is real.
I [Space Nurse] pity myself for forgetting the PW to Space Nurse and having to use my Admin powers to reacquire it.
People whose dinner every night comes from a box or a can.
Myself for taking so long to switch to Dvorak.
This thread for having been left alone and unused for so long.
Me … for being out of wine!!!
The Empire. for being unoriginal as to steal cues from Francoism, the Gryphons, the Meritorcacy and the ADN.
Anyone who uses the word “irregardless”
TAO for his marsupial hating ways.
Users of the Mac, for using an overblown and insanely dumbed down product, versus the PC which is only slightly dumbed down.
Me, for having an “O” key that I have to punch to use. I hate this old computer…
The Universe, for allowing us to come into existence.
Chuck Norris, it’s not easy being THAT AWESOME.
The Elder Things for creating their own demise.
The 48 year old, unemployed, divorced man who destroyed my Cruiser last week on EVE Online.
Digimon, for having their glory taken by pokemon

(36) PeTA for yet again being incredibally idiotic.

Verdrassil · July 13, 2018, 4:05am

(37) Drachen, for gravedigging a nine year old game thread that had a neat concept

Emjay · July 13, 2018, 7:28am

(38) Em for allowing this gravedig to continue

Verdrassil · July 13, 2018, 7:03pm

(39) This forum, for soon it will lose the glorious Classic Theme ;-;