The East Pacific Official "Pity List"

Infinite_Loop · February 2, 2007, 3:48am

Herein Citizens of the Confederated East Pacific may post things that they and We as a region Officially Pitey, and why.
Please include the previous piteys with your Pitey.

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.

Kandarin · February 2, 2007, 4:08am

The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.

coocoostan · February 2, 2007, 7:46am

Loop, for not being able to spell pity.

Really_Nice_Hats · February 2, 2007, 10:27am

4)Everybody, for not having nice hats.

Reziel · February 2, 2007, 11:15am

RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones

Kangarawa · February 2, 2007, 11:43am

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
4)Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”

Infinite_Loop · February 2, 2007, 6:08pm

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”

Reziel · February 2, 2007, 7:06pm

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer

system · February 3, 2007, 5:53am

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!

Nameless_ness · February 3, 2007, 7:34pm

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.

Really_Nice_Hats · February 3, 2007, 7:40pm

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.

Gnidrah · February 4, 2007, 6:39am

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.
Windows Vista for getting most of its “innovative” features from Mac OS X.

Emperor_Matthuis · February 4, 2007, 4:25pm

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.
Windows Vista for getting most of its “innovative” features from Mac OS X.
Italy, for having it’s football suspended.

Nameless_ness · February 4, 2007, 5:38pm

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.
Windows Vista for getting most of its “innovative” features from Mac OS X.
Italy, for having it’s football suspended.
France, for getting beaten by Italy in the World Cup… in a PK shootout.

Free_Pacific_States · February 12, 2007, 2:17am

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.
Windows Vista for getting most of its “innovative” features from Mac OS X.
Italy, for having it’s football suspended.
France, for getting beaten by Italy in the World Cup… in a PK shootout.
Europe, for going from 1st to 3rd in terms of the most powerful continents (GJ USA, Canada, India, and China, btw).

Really_Nice_Hats · February 12, 2007, 11:06am

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.
Windows Vista for getting most of its “innovative” features from Mac OS X.
Italy, for having it’s football suspended.
France, for getting beaten by Italy in the World Cup… in a PK shootout.
Europe, for going from 1st to 3rd in terms of the most powerful continents (GJ USA, Canada, India, and China, btw).
Bernard Matthews, for having caught bird flu and losing so many customers.

Nameless_ness · February 13, 2007, 1:56am

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.
Windows Vista for getting most of its “innovative” features from Mac OS X.
Italy, for having it’s football suspended.
France, for getting beaten by Italy in the World Cup… in a PK shootout.
Europe, for going from 1st to 3rd in terms of the most powerful continents (GJ USA, Canada, India, and China, btw).
Bernard Matthews, for having caught bird flu and losing so many customers.
Central Floridian rednecks for being hit by a tornado… again.

ratcut · May 23, 2007, 6:55pm

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.
Windows Vista for getting most of its “innovative” features from Mac OS X.
Italy, for having it’s football suspended.
France, for getting beaten by Italy in the World Cup… in a PK shootout.
Europe, for going from 1st to 3rd in terms of the most powerful continents (GJ USA, Canada, India, and China, btw).
Bernard Matthews, for having caught bird flu and losing so many customers.
Central Floridian rednecks for being hit by a tornado… again.
People not on the dole, for wasting their lives.

Aisli · June 19, 2007, 6:23am

The cast and crew of the film Eragon for destroying what was actually a rather fun book.

Emperor_Matthuis · June 20, 2007, 5:48pm

The Entire City of Boston, for letting the Terrorists Win.
The foo who messes with Czechoslovakia.
Loop, for not being able to spell pity.
Everybody, for not having nice hats.
RNH for monopolizing all of the nice hats and leaving us the ugly ones
Anyone who still says, “Talk to the hand!”
The Word “Pity”
Windows Vista for having been released just BEFORE I’ll have to buy a new computer
The city of Eugene, Oregon…for being that sucktastic!
Ohio, for being the exception to the state shape: state life correlation.
Caek, for being tasty and therefore eaten all the time.
Windows Vista for getting most of its “innovative” features from Mac OS X.
Italy, for having it’s football suspended.
France, for getting beaten by Italy in the World Cup… in a PK shootout.
Europe, for going from 1st to 3rd in terms of the most powerful continents (GJ USA, Canada, India, and China, btw).
Bernard Matthews, for having caught bird flu and losing so many customers.
Central Floridian rednecks for being hit by a tornado… again.
People not on the dole, for wasting their lives.
The cast and crew of the film Eragon for destroying what was actually a rather fun book.
People who think WWE is real.