[hr]After piles and piles of faxes and hate mail, the Mexregional Postal Service (MPS) couldn’t take it anymore. The service shut down all forms of shipping and mailing, along with managing to take down e-mail, too.
After days and days of blabbering to the World Assembly about the rocket and its use, both the Cabin of Representatives and the Guild of Mexregiona went on full strike, leaving the Island of Insulmin barren, useless, and free of traffic.
After many close calls with the lives of military officers and their personnel, believe it or not, Mexregiona has gone into Operation Homeland, forcing all Mexregionan troops to retreat to the Island of Louisianaia to ensure the savior of the island if all others have perished.
After much delirium, the higher class has been armed with firearms and body armor to keep safe in the now troubled streets.
After hours and hours of deep thinking, Mister Leader, the president of the United States of Mexregiona, has finally decided to take matters into his own hands.[hr]LOCATION: RECTANGLE OFFICE, BEIGE HOUSE, GOVERNMENTAL GULLY, INSULMIN ISLAND, MEXREGIONAL ARCHIPELAGO, UNITED STATES OF MEXREGIONA[hr]SITUATION: NATIONAL DISTRESS[hr]The president of the UNITED STATES OF MEXREGIONA sits down roughly into his chair, fully aware that he is being watched by nearly everybody in the world, assuming they haven’t already been lost to insanity.
“My fellow Mexregionans, friends, comrades. I have come before you today to officially announce the fall of Mexregiona, as the Mexregional Archipeligo has been grasped by foreign powers, well, along with… Let me bring out the list…”
The man pulls out of notice that reads, in scribbled handwriting:
FALLEN: South Brasilistan, the Arch Archipelago, the Century Islands, the Bloody Islands (excluding Platelet), Newsheanland, the Southern Shore, and other minor archipelagos, including, but not limited to, the Western Aequatorial Islands, and the Barren Islands.
YET TO OFFICIALLY FALL: Ferterra, Insulmin, Insulmag, Ingenlap, Island of Platelet.
YET TO FALL: Louisianaia
“For those of you who don’t know your Mexregional geography, that is very bad for our country. That is why, after many, many coffees and many, many slices of Dropdatderp Caek, I, the president, leader, spokesperson, and mascot of the United States of Mexregiona will illegally give information about the rocket for the safety of Mexregiona, or what is left of it.”[hr]The leader then stacks his papers onto his now broken and stained desk to continue. Reading from the articles, he sighs. [hr]Name: Hegemon Rocket
Thrust: Too much.
Number of Thrusters before orbit: 16; forms a hexadecagon around the main capsule.
Current Number of Thrusters: 8; 4 used to get out of the initial atmosphere; 4 to obtain a safe orbit.
Owned by: NOTER, Government of Mexregiona
Launched off of: Launch Pad 9; Caek Space Center, Mexregiona[hr]The president let out a deep, shaky breath. He knew this would mean impeachment. Or worse.[hr]“Contents: A nuke bigger than Tsar Bomba; big enough to destroy the moon…In fact, it’s heading there right now.”[hr]Once the words fall out of his mouth, the back wall of the Rectangle Office is rammed down. The leader is carried away by men in military uniforms, out of his house, out of his country, and into his grave.[hr]All that is left of Mexregiona, the once great, powerful, and demanding Mexregiona, is one island. With no leader and no guide, the Mexregionan government falls, leaving all of its people wandering the streets, waiting for aid. However, they may never get it. The only thing they can hope for is the rocket.[hr]