Voice cracks as if on old radio
It is now midday and you’re listening to the news*. Today’s weather is as follows:
There’s a warm front coming in from the East. However, it looks as if it’s moving north, so expect some showers in the North tonight, but don’t worry about any rainstorms. In the South, the warm front has moved on into The Barren Lands**. The East Coast is gonna be warm***, with normal trade winds coming in from the ocean to keep temperatures from soaring into the Level 5 range****. Here’s the five-day temperature forecast for the country…
Day 1 Day 2 Day 3 Day 4 Day 5
North: 4.86 4.76 4.80 4.85 4.92
---- 4.43 4.50 4.61 4.65
South: 4.88 4.90 4.92 4.95 5.00
4.5 4.4 4.33 4.65 4.99
-----WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR A SPECIAL REPORT-----
Our Great Leader, The Nonappelatarian Jon Morian, has recently been released from the hospital after the nomads’^ attack last week. He is in decent condition and will continue to rule our country. And now we go to Mark for the execution of the pigs who shot Our Leader in the back…
OOC: How’s this for a first broadcast?
*Nameless ness is an entirely isolationist society; as such, citizens believe there is only Nameless ness and the Barren Lands in the world.
**The Barren Lands- Anti-archy. Though it is actually an anarchic state, the people have been led to believe it is their mortal enemy. Said to be an ashen land of uncultured cannibals.
***Nameless ness is very warm year-round. It is located on a warm current that comes from the East.
****The 7-point temperature scale used has no actual scientific bearing, but is more of a guess. Here is the approximate translations to degrees Fahrenheit.
1- below 0
^nomads- derogatory name for the people of Anti-Archy. And all immigrants, since they are believed to be one and the same. They are often framed for crimes, but are sometimes shipped off.