Greetings from Her Überness Ziona, Most Enchanted and Fab Ruler of The Rogue Nation of Hawt RAWR.
Call me Zi, it’s easier to remember.
I rule with an iron fist made out of Jello. My word is LAW, except when my mom tells to stop being a jerk and come in for supper.
I tried outlawing my mom but she’s supple and always squeezes back through the fencing. It’s scary.
Well, that’s it.
Except everyone’s invited to a party in my nation! Bring snacks, we’ll provide the espresso. And watch out for the vicious house cats. They are the ones truly in charge. If they want to curl up and purr on your lap, let 'em. See this scar Zi shows you a nasty inch long scratch scar on her thumb the castle cat did that because I didn’t let go of the tuna sandwich in an acceptable amount of time. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Signed,
Her Überness Ziona, Most Enchanted and Fab Ruler of The Rogue Nation of Hawt RAWR
